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15 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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They are a serious couple. Well known on social media. They also have a sex tape. Makes 2 girls 1 cup look like a Disney movie.

Are we just going to sit here and pretend that you can't get the same information online now

 

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Here, we printed out a sizable portion of the internet for you to recycle.  

4 hours ago, purplepride95 said:

They are a serious couple. Well known on social media. They also have a sex tape. Makes 2 girls 1 cup look like a Disney movie.

Link?

Yeah, my friend.   From Canada.  He asked me For The link as well.  I don’t want to let him down given what they’re going through with the Queen’s passing and all…

1 hour ago, SurlyBDR said:

Are we just going to sit here and pretend that you can't get the same information online now

 

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On 9/22/2022 at 12:51 PM, Vic Mackey said:

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Every damn one of these was almost worse than the other.  Until this one.  This one killed me

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Remember, I’m just the messenger here...

 

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10 minutes ago, futureman said:

we have to censor the word gay now?

A lot of meme pages and people censor these words so they don't get the wrath of our overlord Zuckerberg 

50 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Great - a nice layer of dust and pet hair over everything, plus you have to bend all the way over to get something. 

1 minute ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

bend all the way over to get something. 

Reported 

3 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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I read that quote as Ashket.  Ashctel Foley.  But I’m baked.  
 

 

 

2 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Great - a nice layer of dust and pet hair over everything, plus you have to bend all the way over to get something. 

Your mom bent over to get something. 

21 minutes ago, tfoolry said:

I read that quote as Ashket.  Ashctel Foley.  But I’m baked.  
 

 

 

Get the fuck out of here!

(I think of this scene every so often . . .)

1 hour ago, Kennythetiger said:

Your mom bent over to get something. 

I hope it wasn't the honey dripper. What a stupid thing to pair with a platform that just moves around at random. You're going to have honey all over the place, which will later be driven through by the Roomba and further distributed across the entire floor. 


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8 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:


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Yes. Bring ‘em on. 

more on ant talk... Do you know where cousins come from?  Aunt holes

Again, I am just the messenger...

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