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2 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

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Motherfucka, get outta here with that shit.  You aint no Targaryen.

There was a Catholic priest in Waco who had season tix to the Cowboys.  He would do the early mass on Sunday, end it as quick as possible, and bolt to Irving.  A mutual friend of ours was in the vehicle with him one time.  Said they were doing about 90 in a station wagon on the way up there. Father Diering has about a case of vodka in the back seat and they get pulled over.  Trooper lets him off the hook because he was still in his full garment with the addition of a Cowboys hat.
 
/csb 

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Mushy peas is a real thing and it’s as gross as you would imagine. It’s served in a foam cup and they pour vinegar in it.

31 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

@circleofidiots

They stole our line.

Maybe we are the idiots.

No. I'm quite certain we are.

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

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uncle, but otherwise that is perfect.

3 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:


Under siege for sure.

Also could add in cold blood, blazing saddles

Erika Eleniak and a cake,  ftw

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

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7 seed wins this thing going away.  it’s not even close.  dominant uncontested run to the championship. 

1 minute ago, Kennythetiger said:

According to my dad, Pete Rose should be in the Hall of Fame. 

Your dad is right.

56 minutes ago, tfoolry said:

4 is pretty solid.  

It's kind of overblown.  Netflix at the time was just a mail order DVD service.  They evolved into streaming and that is what made them what they are now.  Had Blockbuster bought them at the time of the offer nobody there would have had that vision, and Netflix wouldn't be a thing anymore just like Blockbuster.

I think Pete Rose has to win because that’s the only one that truly destroyed a career. Guess you could say the same about Smollet, but a) it’s too early to know for sure, and b) who the fuck really cares about him?

In regards to Dragon, I knew a guy who changed his name to Purple about 25 years ago. Just Purple. He smoked tons of weed and didn't do anything else. Nice guy though. 

12 minutes ago, LW Goatman said:

In regards to Dragon, I knew a guy who changed his name to Purple about 25 years ago. Just Purple. He smoked tons of weed and didn't do anything else. Nice guy though. 

did he have a trust fund?

4 minutes ago, futureman said:

did he have a trust fund?

Yes

So when he’s throwing mad bills around the strip club, he literally gets to say “Purple Rain”? Like a fucking boss.  Invite him to the tailgate, sounds fun.  

58 minutes ago, LW Goatman said:

In regards to Dragon, I knew a guy who changed his name to Purple about 25 years ago. Just Purple. He smoked tons of weed and didn't do anything else. Nice guy though. 

Do you know the difference between Pink and Purple?

13 minutes ago, Shoxthemonkey said:

Do you know the difference between Pink and Purple?

3 min of breathing?

On 10/13/2022 at 6:55 AM, Hate said:

Mushy peas is a real thing and it’s as gross as you would imagine. It’s served in a foam cup and they pour vinegar in it.

That doesn't sound right.

Mushy peas is a standard side with fish and chips and is pretty good actually. .t's just boiled peas mashed up with butter, cream, salt and pepper. Go to literally any pub in Ireland or Britain and it'll be on the menu. The malt vinegar is supposed to be poured on the fish and chips, not the peas.

13 hours ago, Grade of D as in David said:

Fast Times and Risky Business 


Trading Places

 

5 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

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His fault for not driving. 

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