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14 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Yeah, but bacon tastes gooood,  pork chops taste gooood.

Well we'd have to be talkin' about one charmin' motherfuckin' pig. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'?

24 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

Yeah, but bacon tastes gooood,  pork chops taste gooood.

Yeah, but fuck short people.

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On 10/23/2022 at 2:37 PM, Vic Mackey said:

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LS Juan 

19 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

FB-IMG-1667249672897.jpgThis one from years ago was written by a very annoyed Hispanic lady. 

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In this moment you say “is somebody baking cookies?”
1 hour ago, MAUFRAIS said:


In this moment you say “is somebody baking cookies?”

Dad?

He’s not wrong. He should take his own advice on the shut your mouth part.

3 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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what a badass. mike b does not mince words. 

11 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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That’s Mrs. Brat’s driving philosophy.

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That’s Mrs. Brat’s driving philosophy.
And I agree with her. Don't tail me if I'm already going over the limit. Either get to another lane or pass me. And I'm not a left hand lane driver so I'm never over there unless passing someone slower than me and then get right back over.

And I'm talking about city roads. Not highway. Since we are talking about 40 in a 35

Got a mile stretch coming out of our neighborhood through a green space that was initially zoned 35 when it was built 12 years ago.   They bumped the speed limit to 45 through there 8 years ago, almost 9. 
 

Idiots still plug along at 30 or 35 through there, and it’s a major buzzkill. 

Who charges $10 for a haircut anymore?

Last one I can remember is the barber on S Congress, and he sold his shop in 2008.

His closure also led to me shaving my head (ain’t paying more than $10, hell I should get a discount since I don’t have much to cut).

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1 minute ago, demos said:

Who charges $10 for a haircut anymore?

Last one I can remember is the barber on S Congress, and he sold his shop in 2008.

His closure also led to me shaving my head (ain’t paying more than $10, hell I should get a discount since I don’t have much to cut).

I don't even think those chains like GreatClips and all of those even charge $10 anymore. Believe it's $18 minimum. Independent barbers/stylists are always going to be more. 

1 hour ago, demos said:

Who charges $10 for a haircut anymore?

Last one I can remember is the barber on S Congress, and he sold his shop in 2008.

His closure also led to me shaving my head (ain’t paying more than $10, hell I should get a discount since I don’t have much to cut).

Flowbee is your friend.

Not sure I have enough hair for flowbee at this point.

Yeah, but fuck short people.

You can be on your knees while they are standing.
9 hours ago, demos said:

Not sure I have enough hair for flowbee at this point.

Getting to that point here also. 

56 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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I still remember the number for the domino's in my neighborhood in east dallas 35 years ago.  and various other places we called in for food when I was a kid.

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1 minute ago, futureman said:

I still remember the number for the domino's in my neighborhood in east dallas 35 years ago.  and various other places we called in for food when I was a kid.

It's wild how many numbers we all had memorized. Didn't even need most written down. I think I might know 3-4 numbers off hand today. 

Who charges $10 for a haircut anymore?

Last one I can remember is the barber on S Congress, and he sold his shop in 2008.

His closure also led to me shaving my head (ain’t paying more than $10, hell I should get a discount since I don’t have much to cut).

My barber charges $25. My wife’s stylist charges $250 and she tips like $80 on top of it. My daughters go there also and they’re charged the kid price of $100. Luckily, they only get their hair cut every two months or so. If they decide to get a color, you might as well burn money. It’s like another $200+ on top of the cut price.
55 minutes ago, futureman said:

I still remember the number for the domino's in my neighborhood in east dallas 35 years ago.  and various other places we called in for food when I was a kid.

Dail 459 22 22 and get a Mr Gatti's pizza delivered!

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