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4 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Fuck SAS and Bayless.  They'll be filing for unemployment from my TV station. 

I'll take the two girl (because: girls), Shaq, Acho, and maybe the bald guy on the bottom row.  I don't know who the other people are.  

9 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Yes, and used an outhouse at grandparent’s place in rural Missouri.

4 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Yes, and used an outhouse at grandparent’s place in rural Missouri.

All of my windmills have a tin cup wired somewhere on the windmill tower. Hits the spot when it’s hot out. 

17 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Grandparents(dads) lived in house no indoor  plumbing until 1968....I was 9, loved going to visit them....my mother did not

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I’ll do it if it’s reasonably close. If it’s the other side of the parking lot f you that’s on the store.
4 hours ago, tbone_ said:


I’ll do it if it’s reasonably close. If it’s the other side of the parking lot f you that’s on the store.

yeah I already knew you were trash. 

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I’ll do it if it’s reasonably close. If it’s the other side of the parking lot f you that’s on the store.
Walking is good for you
6 hours ago, tbone_ said:


I’ll do it if it’s reasonably close. If it’s the other side of the parking lot f you that’s on the store.

Grow up.

Park closer to the cart rack.

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7 hours ago, tbone_ said:


I’ll do it if it’s reasonably close. If it’s the other side of the parking lot f you that’s on the store.

So do you feel the same about taking a shit in a store? If the bathroom isn't close enough for you, it's on them and you're just gonna squeeze a link out in the aisle between women's lingerie and deer corn?

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That's not dumbass at all, that's truth. Future is anxiety, past is depression, right now is where it's at.

Or in the words of Ray Wylie Hubbard: If it's in the groove everybody loves it, so get out of your rut and in the groove.
1 minute ago, Born to Run said:

That's not dumbass at all, that's truth. Future is anxiety, past is depression, right now is where it's at.

Or in the words of Ray Wylie Hubbard: If it's in the groove everybody loves it, so get out of your rut and in the groove.

Yeah, well, I didn’t see a “True as fuck shit we see on Facebook” thread.

That's not dumbass at all, that's truth. Future is anxiety, past is depression, right now is where it's at.

Or in the words of Ray Wylie Hubbard: If it's in the groove everybody loves it, so get out of your rut and in the groove.
GTFO with this wisdom bullshit.

I love when Surly eats its own. 

2 hours ago, Born to Run said:

Or in the words of Ray Wylie Hubbard: If it's in the groove everybody loves it, so get out of your rut and in the groove.


Screw you, we’re from Texas. 

So do you feel the same about taking a shit in a store? If the bathroom isn't close enough for you, it's on them and you're just gonna squeeze a link out in the aisle between women's lingerie and deer corn?

That reminds me….the lingerie section at Tractor Supply is EXACTLY what you’d expect.

Screw you, we’re from Texas. 
I got some mirrored sunglasses, got a mobile phone
I guess I look like some Port Aransas dope dealer who's out on bail just trying to get home
But I ain't in jail and I got me a guitar
Got a little band here that's hotter than a rocket
Sometimes we're sloppy
We're always loud, tonight we're just ornery and locked in the pocket.
11 hours ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

So do you feel the same about taking a shit in a store? If the bathroom isn't close enough for you, it's on them and you're just gonna squeeze a link out in the aisle between women's lingerie and deer corn?

When did Buc-ee’s get lingerie?

2 hours ago, RMac5 said:

When did Buc-ee’s get lingerie?

How else are they gonna cover the beaver? 

6 minutes ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

How else are they gonna cover the beaver? 

Most of the "beaver" you see in Buccee's needs a hammock to cover it. 

On 11/26/2022 at 11:00 PM, Bullneck said:

Fuck SAS and Bayless.  They'll be filing for unemployment from my TV station. 

I'll take the two girl (because: girls), Shaq, Acho, and maybe the bald guy on the bottom row.  I don't know who the other people are.  

It's for ratings. Not what you want to watch. SAS for sure drives ratings more than anyone else - Skip maybe 2nd. 

25 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Most of the "beaver" you see in Buccee's needs a hammock to cover it. 

That reminds me. I miss the 70's.

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