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8 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

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That's a good idea for getting around during the apocolypse.  

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8 minutes ago, Elvis said:

That's a good idea for getting around during the apocolypse.  

You gonna push all those unused trains off the tracks?

On 12/12/2022 at 11:22 AM, CooterBrown said:

haha. That's me too. I will say if you have to wear pants, check out the brand DU/ER.  When they say they look like regular pants but are as comfortable as sweat pants, it's not a marketing gimmick.  Once you go DU/ER, you won't go back. 

I feel the same way about the Public Rec Every Day Pants

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IDK. Finishing Super Mario Bros on my Nintendo 64 back in 1985 may be in the top 100!
23 minutes ago, GoPokes83 said:


IDK. Finishing Super Mario Bros on my Nintendo 64 back in 1985 may be in the top 100!

You really squandered the opportunity presented to you by a time machine. 

 

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Fuck you. I come here to escape from reality.
There used to be a random "would you rather?" quiz site maybe 10 years ago.
I still remember one day when the choice was "Would you rather (A) have your city win the WNBA championship or (B) find $5 on the ground?"
B won overwhelmingly.

The league has never made a profit that I know of. Does the nba think title IX is in effect?
12 hours ago, Storm the Field said:

There used to be a random "would you rather?" quiz site maybe 10 years ago.

I still remember one day when the choice was "Would you rather (A) have your city win the WNBA championship or (B) find $5 on the ground?"

B won overwhelmingly.

I was with a friend at the University where the Seattle Storm practice. He introduced me to one of their coaches, who asked me if I wanted to see the practice facility- they've got a gym with their championship banners up and everything.

So, we get there and are in the space for about a minute or so when I bend over as if to pick something up off the floor- "Hey! A five dollar bill!" My friend just about wet himself laughing so hard... 

It became even more hilarious to him when we passed Sue Bird (and Megan Rapinoe) on the way out of the building.

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

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I didn't look closely but, at first I thought that dude's name was Victor Page, from Georgetown.

2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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My neighborhood's Constable posted the other day warning about a scam:

People are receiving calls claiming to be from their office saying they have warrants for skipping jury duty. They say they can either pay the fine immediately (by purchasing a money order and texting them a picture of it along with pictures of their driver's license and social security card) or they will have to serve 72 hours in county jail.

If you choose "fuck it, I'll serve the time" they'll ask for nude photos to "avoid the necessity of a strip search upon booking."

I'm sorry, if you do anything beyond laugh or cuss the asshole out, you are nowhere near a position to be in control of your own finances or decisions and need to immediately grant power of attorney to a family member or be declared a ward of the state.

15 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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One of life's underrated pleasures is when the opposite happens. Wake up having no idea of what time it is, check the phone, and it's still 3+  hours from when you have to get up. Of course, this requires that you actually fall back asleep in a reasonable enough amount of time to reap the benefits.

8 minutes ago, Storm the Field said:

My neighborhood's Constable

Do you live in 1600's New England?

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In fairness, go cry on your 15 cats is a pretty good line.
10 minutes ago, tbone_ said:


In fairness, go cry on your 15 cats is a pretty good line.

Was going to post the same thing. Fantastic.

1 hour ago, tbone_ said:


In fairness, go cry on your 15 cats is a pretty good line.

Way too creative for Mike B to have come up with on his own. Must've stolen it from his bottom buddy.

10 hours ago, Storm the Field said:

My neighborhood's Constable posted the other day warning about a scam:

People are receiving calls claiming to be from their office saying they have warrants for skipping jury duty. They say they can either pay the fine immediately (by purchasing a money order and texting them a picture of it along with pictures of their driver's license and social security card) or they will have to serve 72 hours in county jail.

If you choose "fuck it, I'll serve the time" they'll ask for nude photos to "avoid the necessity of a strip search upon booking."

I'm sorry, if you do anything beyond laugh or cuss the asshole out, you are nowhere near a position to be in control of your own finances or decisions and need to immediately grant power of attorney to a family member or be declared a ward of the state.

I would send them a picture of my junk

12 minutes ago, msucolt45 said:

Chick-Fil-A “Taco Bowl” in Tucson!!!!!

Hook’em!

Aha! The final pieces of information I needed in order to steal your identity!!! 

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