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A mile? Lucky mother fucker. Our coach drove us 2.5 miles away from the school down a county road, dropped us off, and we had to run back. And that was just the warm up. They did this regardless of whether you were were in PE or ran track, so said fuck it and ran track.

Pretty sure it’s pukechin final emagic

Decent flick

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Christmas Vacation, Die Hard and Bad Santa.  

28 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

Christmas Vacation, Die Hard and Bad Santa.  

My exact list as well. I like the way you think. 

The Family Man should be on the list.  Criminally underrated Christmas movie. 

The Ref should be as well.

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Sounds like he’a going to be rebranding his stage name to King Nut Alot More now. 

A medium inside a large would be smarter.  ASE 340: Boundry Layer Therory and Heat Transfer.

11 minutes ago, Elvis said:

A medium inside a large would be smarter.  ASE 340: Boundry Layer Therory and Heat Transfer.

Big cup. 

Layer of insulation

Small cup.

Profit.

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I put an 18-hour hand warmer pack in my faucet covers and replace as needed. Seems to keep everything from freezing.

Yeah I balance a baby Ruth on top of mine and have never had a problem ever.

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There's a small store in the neighborhood near downtown Terrell that sells a seasoned fries bone-in pork chop served between 2 slices of white bread. Now THAT sammich is HOOD.... and it's also fucking delicious!

How is sausage on bread a hood thing?  I refuse to believe that any human being that has purchased sausage hasn’t eaten that way at least once. That has to be universal. And I’d imagine an egg sandwich is just about as common as well. When we get to mustard and ketchup sandwiches because that’s all you can afford then we can talk. 

24 minutes ago, UT_OB1 said:

How is sausage on bread a hood thing?  I refuse to believe that any human being that has purchased sausage hasn’t eaten that way at least once. That has to be universal. And I’d imagine an egg sandwich is just about as common as well. When we get to mustard and ketchup sandwiches because that’s all you can afford then we can talk. 

Good point. Now if those sausages were Pittsburgh or East Texas hot links you'd be in the ballpark of hood sandwiches

Big cup. 
Layer of insulation
Small cup.
Profit.
And some sort or protective uv coating so it last a few months
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this is true, though.  semi-automatic rifles have been around for 100 years. 

9 hours ago, Longhornstampede said:

Good point. Now if those sausages were Pittsburgh or East Texas hot links you'd be in the ballpark of hood sandwiches

Back in the 70s and 80s, a Houston convenience store named Dixie drive inn used to sell red hot links(similar to Earls, except way lower quality), with 2 slices of bread. Those things were greasy and stained everything they touched red.  They sold about a million of them at $1.25.  Loved them.

Back in the 70s and 80s, a Houston convenience store named Dixie drive inn used to sell red hot links(similar to Earls, except way lower quality), with 2 slices of bread. Those things were greasy and stained everything they touched red.  They sold about a million of them at $1.25.  Loved them.

A meat market in my hometown used to sell a split link on a single piece of white bread covered in sauce for $1. Used to grab two for lunch when I was feeling rich in high school.

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