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My son has been in competive soccer for years. Season starts in early August with training 2-3 times a week until 930. Multiple tournaments a year out of town, multiple games in San Antonio and Boerne, sometimes two on one weekend. Then High School starts in December and they play 17 games, then club again March through May.
The superlative players travel around the country so it could be worse.

I rarely get to use my boat on the coast anymore.

IF he actually enjoys doing all that, then it's worth the sacrifice.

But it is a pain in the ass.


2 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Back in the 70s and 80s, a Houston convenience store named Dixie drive inn used to sell red hot links(similar to Earls, except way lower quality), with 2 slices of bread. Those things were greasy and stained everything they touched red.  They sold about a million of them at $1.25.  Loved them.

I lived off 99 cent 7-11 big bites and 9 dollar cases of keystone the summer of 92.

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If you chew in peace, thank a dentist 

If you poop in peace, thank a toilet 

1 hour ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

If you chew in peace, thank a dentist 

If you poop in peace, thank a toilet 

Excuse me?!  I think you're a little off on that last one.

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5 minutes ago, Scheiss Meister said:

Excuse me?!  I think you're a little off on that last one.

If you flush your poop and it goes away quietly and easily and never bothers you again, thank @Scheiss Meister

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The weather:
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Loose batteries 
But never the ones you need. Especially not a 9V for the chirping smoke detector.
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Dead batteries. 

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Mini usb, usb c, apple cords, usb, usb type c, apple charging bricks, 7 different cords for 7 different kids toys with 7 different chargeable battery set ups
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Thank god this shit won't be anywhere near as bad as 2021
And we actually had something similar in February this year but not as intense as 2021. Snow and ice. We won't or shouldn't have that this time.

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