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1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Consider yourself lucky. Wife and kids like it, it’s overpriced mediocre food

Consider yourself lucky. Wife and kids like it, it’s overpriced mediocre food

Name one thing you can buy today that isn’t overpriced
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Consider yourself lucky. Wife and kids like it, it’s overpriced mediocre food
So another Chipotle. Got it.
39 minutes ago, tbone_ said:


Name one thing you can buy today that isn’t overpriced

Televisions.  Ridiculously cheaply priced.  If yours stops working, just throw it out.  It's more expensive to get a replacement power cord than it is to buy a new TV.

48 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:
1 hour ago, HamsterHookah said:
Consider yourself lucky. Wife and kids like it, it’s overpriced mediocre food

So another Chipotle. Got it.

It's worse than Chipotle. And I'm not really a fan of Chipotle. 

12 minutes ago, ztejas said:

It's worse than Chipotle. And I'm not really a fan of Chipotle. 

this is correct. Think more like the premade deli sandwiches and a cup of soup at your typical Albertsons. Now double the price.

2 minutes ago, Jameslaw121 said:

this is correct. Think more like the premade deli sandwiches and a cup of soup at your typical Albertsons. Now double the price.

They recently came out with a lemonade that has enough caffeine in it to kill a horse. 

https://www.businessinsider.com/panera-caffeine-charged-lemonade-crack-viral-tiktoks-2022-12

I'm thinking they might get in some trouble over this one. 

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46 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Much better to be kissing this.

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360, bike, don't care, nerf gun, legos.

21 minutes ago, ztejas said:

360, bike, don't care, nerf gun, legos.

TMNT, but besides that you nailed it.

54 minutes ago, ztejas said:

360, bike, don't care, nerf gun, legos.

 

32 minutes ago, TexTexTex said:

TMNT, but besides that you nailed it.

no love for talkboy? that lil thing was lit for like a good 6 months - nerf gun... nah, nerf football.. yeah..

 

N64, Bike, Turtles, TB, Poke

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Bike was a game-changer. I knew how the Comanche felt when they caught their first horse. 

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Top row except for GI Joe in the middle. Triple if it’s the USS Flagg or the space shuttle
4 hours ago, GhostRider said:

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That's how the ladies like it.  All you smooth dick mfer's out there are just a disappointment to your women.  

 

 

 

 

4 hours ago, ztejas said:

360, bike, don't care, nerf gun, legos.

 

3 hours ago, TexTexTex said:

TMNT, but besides that you nailed it.

Power Rangers y’all! 

Fuck you that’s what my current smoker looks like

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9 hours ago, Jameslaw121 said:

this is correct. Think more like the premade deli sandwiches and a cup of soup at your typical Albertsons. Now double the price.

I’m confused about how it exists.  

On 12/22/2022 at 12:10 AM, Grade of D as in David said:

Loose batteries 

Screwdrivers,  pliers, and assorted nails.

21 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Screwdrivers,  pliers, and assorted nails.

Tape.

 

30 years ago add random wire twist ties and a broken 6 ft tape measure.

7 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Still have one, it takes a while for the bones though...

7 hours ago, Grade of D as in David said:

Fuck the voiceover guy on the pearl cream ad sounds like Phil McNeil. Now I'm sad.

 

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Phil Hartman. 

7 hours ago, Grade of D as in David said:

Phil McNeil

grade of D?  F. 

5 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Got a street taco in León, Mexico in 1992. Two bites in I knew I was in trouble. 15 minutes later was vomiting in the gutter. Had to take a 4th class bus back to Juárez. Absolutely miserable, coming out of both ends. Got diagnosed with shigella after getting back to ABQ. FA and FO. 

1 hour ago, nnm said:

Got a street taco in León, Mexico in 1992. Two bites in I knew I was in trouble. 15 minutes later was vomiting in the gutter. Had to take a 4th class bus back to Juárez. Absolutely miserable, coming out of both ends. Got diagnosed with shigella after getting back to ABQ. FA and FO. 

Only on Surly will someone give you a hook'em for rep when you have a story about throwing up and diarrhea shit. 

 

2 hours ago, nnm said:

Got a street taco in León, Mexico in 1992. Two bites in I knew I was in trouble. 15 minutes later was vomiting in the gutter. Had to take a 4th class bus back to Juárez. Absolutely miserable, coming out of both ends. Got diagnosed with shigella after getting back to ABQ. FA and FO. 

You took a fucking 900 mile bus trip while spraying out of both ends?!? I'm not sure who I feel worse for, you or everyone else on that bus. 

26 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

You took a fucking 900 mile bus trip while spraying out of both ends?!? I'm not sure who I feel worse for, you or everyone else on that bus. 

Yep.  Shigella is spread through inadequate sanitation, resulting in fecal matter being ingested.  I certainly did my part to spread it among my many fellow travelers on that bus ride.  

Hate to break it to you...it wasn't the street tacos that gave you Shigellosis.  It was something you ingested a day or two before.  Nothing incubates that fast.  They probably didn't help though.  

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