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8 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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I’m failing to find any fault with this.  Not thread appropriate. 

Just stay away from open flames

1 hour ago, CooterBrown said:

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A couple of garbage humans tried that on me back when I was 19 and working at a shitty Spaghetti Warehouse. They were mad that I wouldn't give them free refills on soup/salad/pasta (uh, sorry guys, this isn't Olive Garden) and tried to deduct half their meal from the tip line.

So I just changed the - to a + and got a nice $9 tip.

And for anyone thinking the negative tip thing is a neat trick, you're an idiot. You will never be charged less than the card was approved for on the Amount/Total line.

2 hours ago, rage-a-holic said:

A couple of garbage humans tried that on me back when I was 19 and working at a shitty Spaghetti Warehouse. They were mad that I wouldn't give them free refills on soup/salad/pasta (uh, sorry guys, this isn't Olive Garden) and tried to deduct half their meal from the tip line.

So I just changed the - to a + and got a nice $9 tip.

And for anyone thinking the negative tip thing is a neat trick, you're an idiot. You will never be charged less than the card was approved for on the Amount/Total line.

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Had some as a freshman. Classes seniors needed to take to get those final credits, usually athletes. Health and PE.
Had some as a freshman. Classes seniors needed to take to get those final credits, usually athletes. Health and PE.

Our school tried to fuck me on scheduling freshmen year. You could pick your schedule for the most part, so I chose world history for my first class. Got my schedule and those assholes had stuck me health. Had to go to the office and change that shit.

Health was a jerk off class taught by the girls basketball coach. Save that shit for senior year, take the jerk off class, then go home (seniors could usually leave at noon).
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My last year at UT, I had to take a couple of classes that i apparently forgot to take the 4 years prior.

So 4th-5th year speedtrucker found the cute freshman coeds that looked like they were taking serious notes, offered a fair trade of booze and invites to our Waterford parties etc.
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Easiest one ever…Punch Out and Tecmo Bowl.
21 minutes ago, Hate said:


Easiest one ever…Punch Out and Tecmo Bowl.

Same. Great minds think alike 

Those are great but Metroid and Zelda have better play throughs.

Mike Tyson’s Punch Out is an all-timer though!


Our school tried to fuck me on scheduling freshmen year. You could pick your schedule for the most part, so I chose world history for my first class. Got my schedule and those assholes had stuck me health. Had to go to the office and change that shit.

Health was a jerk off class taught by the girls basketball coach. Save that shit for senior year, take the jerk off class, then go home (seniors could usually leave at noon).
Took health as a sophomore. Ended up messing around with a senior that worked at Hooters and sat next to me, was smoking hot, dumb as fuck and needed help to graduate. Great semester!
12 hours ago, Hate said:


Easiest one ever…Punch Out and Tecmo Bowl.

I actually thought “toughest one ever”. 

9 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

I actually thought “toughest one ever”. 

I agree, its tough. Put me down for a Tecmo Bowl and an OG Zelda. 

8 hours ago, LW Goatman said:

I agree, its tough. Put me down for a Tecmo Bowl and an OG Zelda. 

I thought about this a while today. When I should have been doing important shit. 
Excitebike was my brother’s game, so that gets a nostalgic vote from me. As does Mike Tyson. Still remember the opponents. And the elation with beating each one. 
My answer is original Mario for the all-night campaign to save the princess, and Tecmo Bowl. Lawrence Taylor was awesome in that game. 

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That looks uncomfortable as hell 

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