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On 1/3/2023 at 9:38 AM, Longboard Horn said:

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On 1/3/2023 at 1:46 PM, Speedtrucker said:


My last year at UT, I had to take a couple of classes that i apparently forgot to take the 4 years prior.

My senior year of high school, this was my friend John. He failed the first semester of English 1 our freshman year and he never took it sophomore or junior year and forgot to take it in summer school. The Principal and school admins told him if he didn't take it and pass it first semester of our senior year then he wouldn't graduate. Ended up taking the class and got an easy A. Told all the freshmen he was a sophomore. Also, after he passed he told me, "idk how I failed that class freshman year. That was easy. I was a fucking genius compared to all those kids!" I rebuttal with, "I would hope so. You're an 18 year old man taking a level 1 English class with a bunch of 14 and 15 year olds. You look like a 'genius' because you're 3 grades ahead of all those kids..."

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2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Hot but….Disgusted Jerry Seinfeld GIF

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I’m going to share this but can you help me get in touch with “we” So I can add my share to the running point total?
8 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:


I’m going to share this but can you help me get in touch with “we” So I can add my share to the running point total?

It's the Royal We.

30 minutes ago, WithoutAClue said:

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I think I'd settle for an autonomous collective.

8 minutes ago, Jerry Callo said:

I think I'd settle for an autonomous collective.

You're fooling yourself.

34 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

You're fooling yourself.

Aha! Now we see the violence inherent in the system!

2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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My dad and I both love these HS football mascots.  Nice find.  Have some pos rep.

A few Texas high schools missing:

Falfurrias Jerseys

Schulenburg Short Horns

Tivy Antlers

Fredericksburg Billies

And, although not in Texas, the Dickinson Midgets out of North Dakota.

2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Hereford Whitefaces   (one word)

6 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Fucking A!

How I start every email to some dumb cunt asking questions I answered in the last email. I go the extra step and paste screen shots of my answers into the reply along with giant red arrows pointing to the answers I've already provided.

Copying their manager is the chefs kiss. 

It's always some useless overpaid BA.

/rant over.

34 minutes ago, Hpara759 said:

Hereford Whitefaces   (one word)

Frisco Coons

1 hour ago, nnm said:

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So...if they visit Pyle field,  it will fall down??

15 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

So...if they visit Pyle field,  it will fall down??

We can hope

Fuck the Groesbeck goats. They don’t need that fancy ass facility

No Somerville Yeguas?  I am disappoint.

I once attended a game between the Center Roughriders and the Coldspring Trojans.  Obvious comments and bad jokes were bandied about all game.

Atlanta Rabbits

9 hours ago, Scheiss Meister said:

No Somerville Yeguas?  I am disappoint.

I once attended a game between the Center Roughriders and the Coldspring Trojans.  Obvious comments and bad jokes were bandied about all game.

I’be always thought Forney ISD wasted a golden opportunity. Their mascot is the jackrabbits. They’d sell a ton of merch if their mascot was the gators. 

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