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10 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

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I refuse to believe this is anything other than an attempt to get meme clicks by someone. No way this wasn’t intentional 

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1 hour ago, UT_OB1 said:

I refuse to believe this is anything other than an attempt to get meme clicks by someone. No way this wasn’t intentional 

I have worked with at least three people who wouldn't see the problem here, including one who did something very close to this.  Never underestimate stupidity.

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There was a time when I played goldeneye for the last time with my buds.

But that wasn’t today because it just came out on Nintendo online for the switch and I taught my boys what grenade launchers in the temple means. Get rekt. Now go bring the trash can in from the curb.
On 1/25/2023 at 6:26 PM, Vic Mackey said:

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Maybe, but Squints is still bangin' Wendy Peffercorn and has 9 kids.

2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Who the fuck are are any of these pussy heads?

28 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:


And then it takes 15 wipes to clean it

Bidet thread is that way —->

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20 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:


Usually back to posting by the weekend

Absolutely. As bad as the whole "If you can see this post, you made the cut from my cleaning out my friends list, hurrrr durrrr durrrrr". 

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Literally listened to that last week with the wife. And of course followed it up with “a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying”. Good way to lubricate up the ol lady if ya know what I mean.

Yes, south Austin’s mom is what I meant.

Literally listened to that last week with the wife. And of course followed it up with “a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying”. Good way to lubricate up the ol lady if ya know what I mean.

Yes, south Austin’s mom is what I meant.

“You’re Pretty When I’m Drunk” is a personal favorite.

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