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1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Reminds me of an interview I read with Hannibal Burress and one of the questions was about TikTok:

How would you explain TikTok to your great-grandparents?
A record player but it keeps skipping and it’s a video and it’s Chinese face-scanning software.

everyone of a certain age shot that dog.

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6 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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If the player is "average" I would take a shot at Varsity.  

If the player is "elite"  I will roll a 5th grader for a cool mil.

nothing quite as awful as the odor of a waste basket after a day of diaper changes when you have 3 kids in diapers.  

literal tears in my eyes when the last one was potty trained.

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Is that M a thousand or a million? I'd go ahead and school the 8th grader for 10 million.

 

Course my luck would be the 8th grader is 6'7" and a prodigy.

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3 hours ago, Incredulity said:

everyone of a certain age shot the ever-living fuck out of that dog.


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Or...just have a nose.

After changing diapers, I can say that I’d rather not have a nose. Or eyes.

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Thankfully well beyond that stage and not going back.
1 minute ago, futureman said:

peyton and eli, probably

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Jordan, Bird and Magic

19 hours ago, Hate said:

It's not even close.  T2 and Point Break are fucking classics.  The Sandlot is probably a classic, but Jurassic Park was really good at the time, but not a classic. 

I wish there was a fuck you that wasn’t a neg. But there’s not, so fuck you and your terrible opinion. You should be ashamed. 

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I wish there was a fuck you that wasn’t a neg. But there’s not, so fuck you and your terrible opinion. You should be ashamed. 

And that’s fair. Maybe I should have spoken in terms of “rewatchability”? I saw JP in the theaters when it came out and thought it was fantastic. I don’t think I’ve ever watched it again since…maybe once with my son. If the other two are on when I’m looking to watch tv, I stop and watch.
18 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

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pffft no way.  if I'm not gonna bullshit with the mannings I'm going to stare at either kim kardashian's or jen lopez's ass.

It's not even close.  T2 and Point Break are fucking classics.  The Sandlot is probably a classic, but Jurassic Park was really good at the time, but not a classic. 

This is the Dumb Shit on Facebook thread, not Dumb Shit on Surly!
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I still don't realize what the fuck i'm looking at

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