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I have had to feign interest in 100 boring-ass, in-person conversations where somebody tells me the story of their tattoo like they're the only person that's seen a sunrise in Costa Rica or knows how to read roman numerals or some shit.  

But if that guy chooses to share, I'm pulling up a stool and hunkering down for the long haul.  I want to know everything including the artist who did it.  

5 hours ago, WithoutAClue said:

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not gonna take the time to see if this is accurate but if so that’s a crazy thought. 

not gonna take the time to see if this is accurate but if so that’s a crazy thought. 
Pascal is 47 and the girl is 19. Not sure who Leo is dating, but it's
Probably not far off.
1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

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A cowboy hater friend tried to switch this up and use the Cowboys instead.   Maybe one day they will finally go to a Super Bowl.  

2 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

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Milk dates are odd. I’ve used milk that’s a week past the expiration date, and I have had milk spoil before the date. Smell test for me. 

58 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

Milk dates are odd. I’ve used milk that’s a week past the expiration date, and I have had milk spoil before the date. Smell test for me. 

Milk/Dairy farmer friend told me 7 days past the stated expiration date is fair.

On 2/11/2023 at 5:17 PM, LebongJames said:

This fucking guy….could care less to fact check but how the hell would you even go about trying to figure that out.

Ummm, have you heard of Google?

On 2/11/2023 at 1:06 PM, rage-a-holic said:

Her leg is about to explode

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Apparently a weird medical condition she's had since her mid-teens

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Apparently a weird medical condition she's had since her mid-teens
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Looks like she could kick a 70 yard FG
6 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

7/16 at my place 

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16 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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It took me a few of his tweets to get the bit, I admit.  Only because it sounds, verbatim, like the kinda shit "Alpha" males post (even on this board).  Without hearing him in person, or more written context, it honestly took me a few.  Three Year Letterman you can tell is a bit from tweet one, but that he continues to fool so many people who correct his small, but substantial, mistakes is what's so funny to me.  Nick Adams is clever in that his are more hyperbolic than these other two, but done at just the right tonic pacing where it could really go either way.  Not necessarily the most clever, but certainly the most subversive, is the new artist guy who doesn't bother much with words.  He literally shows up with portraits of controversial public figures to gift them; and seemingly nobody from the front gate to the famous person gets the visual gag.  

In a country where literally millions are attempting this kinda "clever" shit on social media, these four stand apart IMO.  I'd try it myself but I know I'd start getting salty halfway through the ruse and start getting death threats.   

24 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Three Year Letterman you can tell is a bit from tweet one

That's "coach" to you.

16 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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I don't see how he manages to post with a mouth full of cock.

I don't see how he manages to post with a mouth full of cock.

Found the beta cuck boy at the store shopping for his gf

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