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3 if going /nohomo

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TIL south Austin’s name is Karl

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Much better to have a job than to put up with three wives bitching at you and not fucking you.

I don't think there is an issue with not fucking in that pic.

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Look at that face.  She's Jewish.  

 

 

 

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Look at that face.  She's Jewish.  

 

 

 

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This and before Internet and smartphones, the west coast sports games scores not being shown in the newspapers here the next morning. fa41d5e16a8daa2aa175956d4a9aae07.jpg

This and before Internet and smartphones, the west coast sports games scores not being shown in the newspapers here the next morning. fa41d5e16a8daa2aa175956d4a9aae07.jpg

Calling the operator for an emergency break
28 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

This and before Internet and smartphones, the west coast sports games scores not being shown in the newspapers here the next morning. fa41d5e16a8daa2aa175956d4a9aae07.jpg

Getting up at 6:30 and watching the banner at the bottom of channel 8 to see if school was canceled when it snowed 

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Do they even build new Long John's anymore? Seems the only ones around have been around forever. 5942f5d781571011caab016c86833ceb.jpg

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Do they even build new Long John's anymore? Seems the only ones around have been around forever. 5942f5d781571011caab016c86833ceb.jpg

They’re being co-located with A&W and/or gas stations now. I think they were part of YUM brands for a while and were co-located with other YUM brands like KFC and Taco Bell for a while, but I think that’s a thing of the past. 

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This and before Internet and smartphones, the west coast sports games scores not being shown in the newspapers here the next morning. fa41d5e16a8daa2aa175956d4a9aae07.jpg
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This and before Internet and smartphones, the west coast sports games scores not being shown in the newspapers here the next morning. fa41d5e16a8daa2aa175956d4a9aae07.jpg

Adult women have some hair in some places below their eyebrows. 

When you wanted to tape something on VHS, you had to make sure when you taped beavis and butthead that it wasn’t on a tape containing home videos

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When you wanted to tape something on VHS, you had to make sure when you taped beavis and butthead that it wasn’t on a tape containing home videos

That tape marked "Home Movies" was your dad's porn.

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That tape marked "Home Movies" was your dad's porn.
Recoding the softcore porn from Cinemax and Showtime.
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That tape marked "Home Movies" was your dad's porn.

Recoding the softcore porn from Cinemax and Showtime.

The old "I'm recording the movie before and adding an additional 2 hours to the recording...oops it picked up the after dark movie too" plan. 

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Ecuador? Wouldn’t have guessed that.
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Ecuador? Wouldn’t have guessed that.

Metric system.



One of the greatest videos in the history of the internet. Not dumb ass shit at all.
4 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Calling a number for the time and temp.

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Calling a number for the time and temp.

Or movie times

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