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14 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Right. That girl isn’t the brightest bulb.

And I would give zero fucks about that as she's pretty damn hot. 

What would I do? Nothing because this douchebag is obviously photoshopped.

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3 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

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Literally!

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One of the biggest disappointments in life was finding out the pics of them giving head were fake.

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"I can't get any hot girls cause I'm ugly 24 never a girlfriend or kissed still a virgin I'm fat ugly and short and only way I can be happy is if an attractive girl loves me so admittedly I want both love and the trophy wife cause I never had both I go to bed every night looking at an empty space in my bed all alone no woman wanting to sleep on my shoulder cause she don't want to be anywhere else"

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7 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

"I can't get any hot girls cause I'm ugly 24 never a girlfriend or kissed still a virgin I'm fat ugly and short and only way I can be happy is if an attractive girl loves me so admittedly I want both love and the trophy wife cause I never had both I go to bed every night looking at an empty space in my bed all alone no woman wanting to sleep on my shoulder cause she don't want to be anywhere else"

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Vic needs to hook this guy up to get laid and let the rest happen.

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13 minutes ago, B1G said:

Vic needs to hook this guy up to get laid and let the rest happen.

He needs to head over to POF and get to work.

Wtf???!!!!  Please tell me that’s Photoshop 
There was a lengthy not so nice discussion on shaggy about herthem.
1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

"I can't get any hot girls cause I'm ugly 24 never a girlfriend or kissed still a virgin I'm fat ugly and short and only way I can be happy is if an attractive girl loves me so admittedly I want both love and the trophy wife cause I never had both I go to bed every night looking at an empty space in my bed all alone no woman wanting to sleep on my shoulder cause she don't want to be anywhere else"

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He needs to head on down to the chicken ranch. 

"I can't get any hot girls cause I'm ugly 24 never a girlfriend or kissed still a virgin I'm fat ugly and short and only way I can be happy is if an attractive girl loves me so admittedly I want both love and the trophy wife cause I never had both I go to bed every night looking at an empty space in my bed all alone no woman wanting to sleep on my shoulder cause she don't want to be anywhere else"
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Vic, this took a lot of courage to put this out there, I hope you find love soon...
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14 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

"I can't get any hot girls cause I'm ugly 24 never a girlfriend or kissed still a virgin I'm fat ugly and short and only way I can be happy is if an attractive girl loves me so admittedly I want both love and the trophy wife cause I never had both I go to bed every night looking at an empty space in my bed all alone no woman wanting to sleep on my shoulder cause she don't want to be anywhere else"

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Hope this guy is on all sorts of watch lists.

14 hours ago, Jersey Man10 said:

Damn that post hits close to home.

Damn my stomach hurts from laughing....

Did you ever get that thing taken off your face?

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25 minutes ago, Mileslong said:

 


Vic, this took a lot of courage to put this out there, I hope you find love soon...

 

Lmao

Damn my stomach hurts from laughing....
Did you ever get that thing taken off your face?
I did but it's growing back sigh
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I've seen the pic. Did you ever find out what exactly it was?

16 hours ago, Jersey Man10 said:

Damn that post hits close to home.

Jersey, you need to get this guy to the titter stat.

1 minute ago, Vic Mackey said:

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I raise you the model twins with none other than the son of Will Smith rocking a skirt:

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That might be considered normal in about 5 more years with the way fashion trends are "shifting"...

I've seen the pic. Did you ever find out what exactly it was?
It was a skin tag. I just put some wart remover on it and it dried and fell off.

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