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Whisky, weed, and women.

Do I win?

Pussy, pizza, peanut butter, a porsche, and pussy.

Will Ferrel stays. Any one of the other three is fine to go.

 

Pussy, pizza, peanut butter, a porsche, and pussy.


This but I’d add Pussy in there.



Sandler and it isn't even close.

And anyone touches my Will Ferrel movies and I cut them.

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Definitely Adam Sandler. He fucking sucks besides a couple movies. 

I will say that happy Gilmore is legit.

17 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Sandler and it isn't even close.

And anyone touches my Will Ferrel movies and I cut them.

 

5 hours ago, deft said:

Whisky, weed, and women.

Do I win?

World

Whores

Whiskey

Wagyu beef

Washington,. Oh did I mention

Whores?

Beer, booze, bitches, barbiturates, BBQ, bar, boat, British Airways, Bogotá

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

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I thought you were supposed to drink on your way home FROM work. 

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I thought you were supposed to drink on your way home FROM work. 
He works construction...
56 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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I'm not just getting knocked out, I'm getting my ear chewed off, my brain pan totally collapsed, and I might even get raped.

 

 

Fucking Tyson.

So dead people are voting now?
Trick question... Dead ppl always vote Democrat

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23 hours ago, kingkoopa6 said:

Michelada, McLaren, mansion, moose

mike's mom

11 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Depends on how long it takes the Secret Service to intervene 

11 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

I'm not just getting knocked out, I'm getting my ear chewed off, my brain pan totally collapsed, and I might even get raped.

 

 

Fucking Tyson.

Same here.  We proper fucked.

21 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Someone sent me these videos last night.  It's cell phone vids of two dudes double teaming this chick.  She takes a double fisting and to cap it off the dudes start fucking each other.  Classy stuff.

That was a riveting page turner. I can’t wait for the author to pen a sequel.

26 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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would but i'd give her your name and use the condoms that i brought, not the ones she's poked holes in.

17 minutes ago, elfenix said:

would but i'd give her your name and use the condoms that i brought, not the ones she's poked holes in.

better bring your razor, too

11 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

better bring your razor, too

are you kidding?  no way you want sharp objects anywhere nearby

Lol. Heb is over 100.

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