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I saw people do this a lot in my strip club days. Tons of bills would be on the floor and they would take their feet and just slide some back to them
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47 minutes ago, closetohumping said:
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I saw people do this a lot in my strip club days. Tons of bills would be on the floor and they would take their feet and just slide some back to them

Those guys now head off your local IRS office.  Some real go-getters with upper management written all over them!

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I saw people do this a lot in my strip club days. Tons of bills would be on the floor and they would take their feet and just slide some back to them

How did you protect your earnings while still giving the guys a dance?  

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Had a guy show up to a party with a Nirvana shirt that had Owen Wilson's face. For some reason, this stuff cracks me up.

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I saw a white Lexus drive over a can of yellow spray paint that was randomly rolling g down the road. Coated the hood, roof and the entire side of the car in bright yellow. 

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Statue of Mona Lisa?  Goddamn, people are dumb.

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4 hours ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

Had a guy show up to a party with a Nirvana shirt that had Owen Wilson's face. For some reason, this stuff cracks me up.

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3 hours ago, baboso said:

Statue of Mona Lisa?  Goddamn, people are dumb.

???  that part was correct.  the pic is not keith urban, though.  

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I saw people do this a lot in my strip club days. Tons of bills would be on the floor and they would take their feet and just slide some back to them

Guilty. One of my exes still dances at xtc and she fucking got me banned because I told her we could split the plan b cost. I miss that ass though

/notcsb

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Statue of Mona Lisa?  Goddamn, people are dumb.
Yes they are! And they will speak up and prove it.
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1 hour ago, Zepol87 said:

Guilty. One of my exes still dances at xtc and she fucking got me banned because I told her we could split the plan b cost. I miss that ass though

/notcsb

Hahahaha. I haven't been there in like 6 years. Not sure I can ever go back to those afterhours BYOB spots like there and Tigers. Too much bullshit goes on in there as the night goes on. 

 

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3 hours ago, Zepol87 said:

Guilty. One of my exes still dances at xtc and she fucking got me banned because I told her we could split the plan b cost. I miss that ass though

/notcsb

Paging @NeverMarryAStripper

 

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