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9 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Pickles. 

And I like pickles, but they suck as a condiment. 

Holy shit!!! Wrong wrong wrong and you should feel bad. 

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2 minutes ago, nineliveslost said:

Holy shit!!! Wrong wrong wrong and you should feel bad. 

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I will die on this hill. I like pickles when I want to taste pickles. When I want a hamburger, I want to taste hamburger, not pickle.

2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Anyone that doesn't answer those bullshit-ass glazed carrots (or yams or wev they are) belongs in a psych ward.

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14 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Anyone that doesn't answer those bullshit-ass glazed carrots belongs in a psych ward.

Those are sweet taters homie. 

20 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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I’m a strict mustard on burgers man, but I can power through mayo or ketchup if it’s not too much, an overload of ketchup grosses me out especially. 
 

I submit shredded iceberg lettuce. Lettuce doesn’t add much flavor but the full leaf can offer a nice texture and temp change up. Shredded stuff is just a  glop of condiment soaked, watery, tasteless little bits that are the same temp as the burger and make it worse.

1 minute ago, squib said:

Those are sweet taters homie. 

On further review you appear to be correct. 

Same answer.

20 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Onion. Evil devil weed. 

Onion. Evil devil weed. 

This. Especially diced ones that get stuck in all the little burger crevices.
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Onion, mayo, or any other nasty “secret sauce” like thousand island. I want meat, cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, pickles, and mustard. Occasionally I’ll go for bacon or mushrooms, but I like my burgers pretty simple.

3 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Does it really matter?

Maybe he is helping a man who ate too many cats. Perspective. 

40 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Is he putting the cats in or pulling them out?

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1 hour ago, Hate said:

Onion, mayo, or any other nasty “secret sauce” like thousand island. I want meat, cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, pickles, and mustard. Occasionally I’ll go for bacon or mushrooms, but I like my burgers pretty simple.

For me lettuce and tomato generally ruin a burger.  I like lettuce and I like tomato but they don't go with warm bread, warmer meat and bubbly gooey cheese.  Onions on the other hand....perfect.  

All of y'all are wrong. This shit was settled 50 years ago by the clown.

Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun.

1 hour ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Maybe he is helping a man who ate too many cats. Perspective. 

@Uncle Boobs 's great, great, great, great, great Uncle Boobs? 

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2 hours ago, squib said:

Those are sweet taters homie. 

That doesn’t change his statement or the correct answer

2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Richard Gere would like to know more about this “torture.”

Yeah, that’s right. I made a cultural reference from 20 or so years ago. And I’ll fucking do it again

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Wrong. HS pussy. Which, except for Wooderson, cannot be had after HS. Except maybe for the first few semesters in college. And at Round Up.
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