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1 minute ago, Vic Mackey said:

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You find the dumbest shit.  Well, it is your thread.  

7 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Next he's going to try and say mashing the button repeatedly doesn't make the elevator come faster. 

6 hours ago, tbone_ said:

Vic’s Facebook world is fascinating to me.

You should see his friends food…..and body count.

10 hours ago, BearSchlong said:

Six pack in the ass

I thought I was the only one that still remembered Breezy. 

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Next he's going to try and say mashing the button repeatedly doesn't make the elevator come faster. 
Or the crosswalk button.

1 hour ago, Incredulity said:

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Self-defeated. Only way to defeat it. 

11 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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My wife does this.  Of course I usually realize what's going on when the house is at 62.

I think you guys are doing the 'in the ass' thing wrong by putting it behind the actual title.

In the Ass of Mice and Men

In the Ass...and Justice for All

In the Ass There Will Be Blood

In the Ass Something Wicked This Way Comes

In the Ass You've Got Mail

Nobody has mentioned-

The Magnificent Seven - in your Ass.
The Untouchables-
Young Guns -
The Right Stuff -

I’m surly disappointed.

Hook’em!!!

the point of it wasn’t to just list a bunch of movies with “in the ass” after the title.  I thought it was supposed to be funny and make a bit of sense.  but maybe, here, that’s greedy of me. 

9 hours ago, Kwix said:

Next he's going to try and say mashing the button repeatedly doesn't make the elevator come faster. 

Username something,  something....

3 hours ago, shakahorn said:

I think you guys are doing the 'in the ass' thing wrong by putting it behind the actual title.

In the Ass of Mice and Men

In the Ass...and Justice for All

In the Ass There Will Be Blood

In the Ass Something Wicked This Way Comes

In the Ass You've Got Mail

I think this was the movie at the IVF clinic I watched.

3 hours ago, shakahorn said:

I think you guys are doing the 'in the ass' thing wrong by putting it behind the actual title.

It actually just read to add it, without specifying where. 
 

First Blood in the Ass

Chariots in the Ass of Fire

In the Ass 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea

 


All would be accepted by the panel of judges. 

18 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:


I’m fiddy and kicked one under the fridge last week.

I kick em towards the living room for the dog to get.

I kick em towards the living room for the dog to get.

Over by the dogs water bowl so they get the blame when the floor’s wet
11 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Bruno the kid must be a Xavier sock. 

I kick em towards the living room for the dog to get.

My diva dog won’t eat anything that’s touched the floor. Stuck up bitch.
33 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:


My diva dog won’t eat anything that’s touched the floor. Stuck up bitch.

bullshit.  if I drop bacon on the floor that bitch is eating it.

bullshit.  if I drop bacon on the floor that bitch is eating it.

Nope. This is a dog that will not accept a treat unless it’s chicken jerky. She’ll just walk away. It’s really bizarre behavior.
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46 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:


Nope. This is a dog that will not accept a treat unless it’s chicken jerky. She’ll just walk away. It’s really bizarre behavior.

You have a cat.

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