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9 hours ago, Richard Kimball said:

Can't believe you're making fun of those poor people. How low can you sink?

Lower than that dollar store sub, obviously. 

On 6/20/2023 at 9:10 AM, WithoutAClue said:

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The original Dad joke of pilots.  You hear that week 1 of flight school. 

Hahaha, some girl I’m friends with posted this , reading the comments is nothing but other women thanking her for the post and omg I’m glad I know this! What the fucking fuck, like credit card companies or anything like that know what your voice sounds like , or you could
Possibly just use one word to scam someone . Holy shit people are dumb on Facebook
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9 hours ago, Quagmire said:

Hahaha, some girl I’m friends with posted this , reading the comments is nothing but other women thanking her for the post and omg I’m glad I know this! What the fucking fuck, like credit card companies or anything like that know what your voice sounds like , or you could
Possibly just use one word to scam someone . Holy shit people are dumb on Facebook
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The thing is if you pass that post along, you get 3 years of good luck. I know someone who did, and the next week their dog started shitting 24K golden turds.

Another dude I know didn't and instead went on a submersible to check out some sunken boat or something. It didn't go well.

Scary.

On 6/21/2023 at 2:37 PM, Scheiss Meister said:

I thought that the Gill Man from Creature From The Black Lagoon and Bigfoot were going to be continuing problems in my life.

and your life’s not over yet…

6 minutes ago, WithoutAClue said:

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Clicked on the image to zoom.  Jokes on me.

3 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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I believe most will choose the LMTFA option.

2 minutes ago, futureman said:

utilities *are

*my bills and I

Nah them utilities is, sugar. Me and my bills say so.

18 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Ugh. No thx. How much does a sex robot go for now?

42 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Did that when I had my septum ring in college. Didn't do anything....

Didn’t use a Duracell or an Energizer?

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