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The orange cat walking in the background at 2:19[emoji3517][emoji24]
It probably just left her house.

And how is a stray cat getting inside the house?
4 hours ago, gofuckyourself said:

And she hates cats? I may propose.

She should get a pet owl. Or coyote. 

6 hours ago, Brothahorn said:

 

The cat making a cameo was the chef’s kiss. 

That needs to be posted in the Wives thread...

 

(The videoing of fireworks)

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1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Not judging your Aunt, but her Jesus as John Travolta fetish is getting pretty damn weird.  

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40 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

Counterpoint

 

 

 

 

Made me think of this

 

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

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I guess it depends on the type of massage....

42 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Isn’t that just the regular Gordon Ramsey show?

1 minute ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:


House cleaning and gas

Gas and massage.  

2 hours ago, 66BUFF said:

Made me think of this

 

Pos rep.  Was literally just thinking about that bit this morning for the first time in probably a decade.  The subtle and quiet little, "just roll him around in the grass, he be a'ight" still kills me.  Whenever I've talked with comics about favorite all-time standup set, I still have to say this one.  40 years later, every bit (even the controversial ones) still hold up.  Didn't he say he was gonna back to standup?  Whatever happened with that?  Covid or?  

37 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Gordon yells at everybody to make this gigantic, perfect meal.  They seat him and plate it all up for it.  He takes one bite...pushes it away and quietly says, "Aw, i couldn't even eat here."  And all dejected the other chefs are like, "Because it's so awful?"  And Gordon pauses, licks his gums, and says, "Yeah, let's go with that."  

3 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Any social function, for me. I send a “thank you for inviting me” text message the next day. 

Castle Rock, CO?

If so, that would make sense.

24 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

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I remember thinking on questions like these that the 10% of people who voted for Llamathrust were just fucking with the contestants.

Given my greater understanding of the average American's intelligence these days, I no longer think that.

12 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

I remember thinking on questions like these that the 10% of people who voted for Llamathrust were just fucking with the contestants.

Given my greater understanding of the average American's intelligence these days, I no longer think that.

Who wants to be a Millionaire was always weird how it would have a smart contestant who could win like 50-100k and then the next contestant would be dumb as shit and would win maybe 1000 bucks or nothing. 

That has to be from a really old Who Wants to be a Millionaire showing because these days, the audience voting for either B, C, or D would make up over 50% of the votes.

30 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Who wants to be a Millionaire was always weird how it would have a smart contestant who could win like 50-100k and then the next contestant would be dumb as shit and would win maybe 1000 bucks or nothing. 


Cost control.

18 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Just more bad phrasing by teachers. Think we might even have a thread for these.

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