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1 hour ago, BurntEyes said:

Fed time is not to be fucked with.

Almost every criminal I knew was well aware and avoided stuff that rolled to fed save some DEA crossover and one amigo who went all in.

And the dude looks like a rat. 

Basically, with the feds, you need to get caught in something besides a conspiracy.

If you get a solo case and don't talk your way into more time (read: simply shut the fuck up), you'll be just fine.

This is why it's important but to have friends, or any other shit like acquaintances.

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19 hours ago, CoTex said:

How does something like this go down?  

 

“Hey, put on your stripper outfit, we’re going to go out and take some pictures with the Ferrari and poor lighting.”

FIFY.

“Hey, put on your keep your stripper outfit on when you get home from work, we’re going to go out and take some pictures with the Ferrari and poor lighting.”

Again, not that there's anything wrong with that.  My only objection is homeboy's shoe choice.

12 hours ago, GotThatFire said:

Does she look good without this weird filter?

Pretty sure that you know the answer to that already. 

On 11/23/2018 at 11:38 AM, Vic Mackey said:

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The fuck is wrong with her left ass cheek? 

On 11/23/2018 at 1:33 PM, Vic Mackey said:

Use paper plates and utensils/cups dumb asses.

 

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Paper plates come in handy, no family of mine shall be too goo to eat off pleated plates... (you can even use Amazon Prime to ship large quantities)..!

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4 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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A handi  would be a bit creepy with that tattoo on her hand. 

5 hours ago, Underdog said:

The fuck is wrong with her left ass cheek? 

Yeah, that flat spot looks weird, almost like a bad photoshop.

2 hours ago, deft said:

So deep.

Put her ass to sleep. 

17 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Remember watching that on GreyTube. 

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Someone pointing out a tranny and all the dudes that are friends with him/her lol. And no, not my screenshot so don't tell me to check my messages

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Does this belong here? LSU frat-tards throwing and taking punches like a bunch of girls 

 

On 11/22/2018 at 10:30 AM, Speedtrucker said:

lol nah unlike the subjects of this thread, I like to keep my identity secret and I don’t pay too much attention to fellow surly-dickheads!

No names! I said no names!

You're freaking Joe Friday ain't ya?

27 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

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Man, I'd be happy as hell to give this motherfucker a fiver. 

27 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

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So she's black on the outside and white in the middle?

Just now, Buffsoldier said:

coonaditors?

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47 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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"Coonidators"??? very racist.

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5 minutes ago, OatmealRaisinCookie said:

no swangaz or whatever they are called, tho?

Those are pretty played out these days in many people's eyes. They were a status symbol in the 90s in the Houston car culture. And now everyone and their mom has them. And they aren't the real deal like they used to be. Plus I have to imagine it gets annoying trying not to scrape up against shit with how far they poke out on many rides.

Uncle Frank was an asshole. I don't even know anything about Uncle Rob except that he lives in Paris and is apparently rich.

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