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Is there a significance to the purple car? Lean? I mean other than to make it easier for cops to identify whom to pull over.

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1 minute ago, DaysOff said:

Is there a significance to the purple car? Lean? I mean other than to make it easier for cops to identify whom to pull over.

Drank Blvd. Purple is their color. Purple is also synonymous with drank, lean or whatever you want to call it.

I almost got run off the shoulder on 45 on Saturday by a dope ass green slab with what looked like 2 foot swangas sticking out.

 

Mrs tbone was wondering aloud wtf that car was. I just told her that’s a dope ass slab with swangas. She looked at me like I had three heads.

 

Sorry I was too busy trying not to die to get a picture.

13 minutes ago, OatmealRaisinCookie said:

I don't get it.

Not sure if sarcasm or not...

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33 minutes ago, OatmealRaisinCookie said:

Just googled dwight howard. Unfortunately I get it now.

The story is a fake, though.

3 hours ago, Okie State said:

Uncle Frank was an asshole. I don't even know anything about Uncle Rob except that he lives in Paris and is apparently rich.

Bigger asshole than Uncle Geronimo and Aunt Pam?

On 11/24/2018 at 6:52 PM, Underdog said:

A handi  would be a bit creepy with that tattoo on her hand. 

Aww man, now I can't un-think that image...

4 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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But can that ride keep up with this chick's speedster..? (I would guess yes)...

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17 hours ago, OatmealRaisinCookie said:

Just googled dwight howard. Unfortunately I get it now.

I still don't get it.  I r the dumbasst.

20 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

I still don't get it.  I r the dumbasst.

Unfortunately knew the song but don't get the Dwight Howard thing either. #honkey

51 minutes ago, Anwar Namtut said:

Why is the dude in the 'vette so sleepy?

Working three jobs to afford that 0 down financing, yo.

Working three jobs to afford that 0 down financing, yo.

If you’re doing what you love it isn’t work!
22 hours ago, Brothahorn said:
On 11/26/2018 at 7:02 PM, Vic Mackey said:
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Rocko got a new Vette?

Now he can pick up and impress all the Swedish call girls and ladybois his heart desires.

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So this bitch now has cash for a house when she was just crying about struggling so much?

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That's a lot of lap dances......and blowjobs.

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That pic has all the makings of a fantastic rendezvous. 

It has big tits on cutthroat chipo’s face.
48 minutes ago, Buck Strickland said:

That's a lot of lap dances......and blowjobs.

I am trying to see if she needs a little more for closing costs

12 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

That pic has all the makings of a fantastic rendezvous. 

Until you see the dick hiding under the weed 

So much for the house.

Did she find out the hard way that $5500 cash doesn’t really constitute the amount needed to own a single family residence?

On 11/26/2018 at 1:53 PM, OatmealRaisinCookie said:

I don't get it.

 I stopped after "Guess this Rap Line"

Can we get an update on Hata and his eternal search for slab and mamacitas?  And his aunt, uncle and cousin?

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