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On 7/29/2023 at 7:47 PM, SurlyBDR said:

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Cuz their grammar sucks?

"OK, so is everyone good with the name of our new product?"

 

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39 minutes ago, Deej said:

"OK, so is everyone good with the name of our new product?"

 

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On 8/4/2023 at 9:08 AM, SurlyBDR said:

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Mom's couch 

 

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2 hours ago, nnm said:

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Save some panocha for the rest of us pal. 

44 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

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Probably, you sick son of a bitch, God has the same question we all do.   When you pray for a "Midget Brothel to own and operate"...does your heart mean a place where you pay midgets to have sex with you...or is the establishment going to be adults of normal height/stature who can be paid to fornicate with patrons who happen to be midgets themselves?  And this is to say nothing of God's questions regarding Little People or Dwarves.  Also, you've probably been speaking to god in English, a language that didn't exist when he last spoke to us.  

24 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Wait what?! 

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1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

Wait what?! 

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2 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Wait what?! 

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Looks like sequential stages of life. 

8 hours ago, nnm said:

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2-cycle oil and grass clippings.

3 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Probably, you sick son of a bitch, God has the same question we all do.   When you pray for a "Midget Brothel to own and operate"...does your heart mean a place where you pay midgets to have sex with you...or is the establishment going to be adults of normal height/stature who can be paid to fornicate with patrons who happen to be midgets themselves?  And this is to say nothing of God's questions regarding Little People or Dwarves.  Also, you've probably been speaking to god in English, a language that didn't exist when he last spoke to us.  

Dude, you need to get laid…

Your mom stopped returning my texts so yeah, kind of a dry spell.  Good news is though my wife's getting that fun pre-menopausal frisky action thing going on.  Never thought in all my years I'd have to stop asking a tall blonde to stop blowing me so much...but how the world turns...

Still, as a VC investor...I am intrigued by this midget brothel platform.

2-cycle oil and grass clippings.

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On 8/11/2023 at 9:56 PM, Brisketexan said:


Every. Damned. One of em.

Same here...most of the multiple times

13 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Your mom stopped returning my texts so yeah, kind of a dry spell.  Good news is though my wife's getting that fun pre-menopausal frisky action thing going on.  Never thought in all my years I'd have to stop asking a tall blonde to stop blowing me so much...but how the world turns...

Still, as a VC investor...I am intrigued by this midget brothel platform.

You slept with my mom?.... Well.... now I just feel sorry for you.

11 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

You slept with my mom?.... Well.... now I just feel sorry for you.

What about her??  

nmnm   was trying to get a friendstr account.

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