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Dez Bryant catch, Romo FG fumble, hiring Jason Garrett, Dwight Clark catch too many to choose from.

Jackie Smith dropped that TD pass from Staubach. They don’t play the ice bowl on that shit hole field and it’s probably named the Tom Landry trophy. 

1 hour ago, WinningIsHard said:

Jackie Smith dropped that TD pass from Staubach. They don’t play the ice bowl on that shit hole field and it’s probably named the Tom Landry trophy. 

And Too Tall Jones gets to Joe Montana and the Catch never happens.

3 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Bud Adams is exposed as a pedophile in 1990 and forced to sell the Oilers.

Kill baby Jeff fisher

12 hours ago, GhostofDanJones said:

 

Hahahaha, we actually got one of them to get "The Shocker" as a tramp stamp.  We can quit acting like the horns down is irksome now.

Hahahaha, we actually got one of them to get "The Shocker" as a tramp stamp.  We can quit acting like the horns down is irksome now.

Gat dang son, you play them one more time for the foreseeable future and you’re getting that permanently inked on your skin?
On 8/21/2023 at 9:54 PM, SurlyBDR said:

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Although true, that’s not the reason the bride smiles at the wedding. 

44 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Unpopular opinion: Baked potatoes. If you need to add butter/sour cream/chives/bacon to something to make it taste good then it's shit to begin with.

1 minute ago, nnm said:

Although true, that’s not the reason the bride smiles at the wedding. 

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Same for steak right? You have to season and cook the damn thing. Straight trash.

2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Maybe not one food, but quantity of said food. Especially when it's tons and tons of meat. I love BBQ, but eat too much and I feel like complete trash. 

7 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

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Isn't "sorry about the incontinence" Taco Bell's motto (and if not, shouldn't it be)?

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

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what the fuck is dumbass about this?  that’s the american dream. 

I was kinda wondering if they were bagels and it was cream cheese instead of ice cream. 

9 minutes ago, futureman said:

I was kinda wondering if they were bagels and it was cream cheese instead of ice cream. 

It's frozen mayonnaise, right up your alley bud

5 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

It's frozen mayonnaise, right up your alley bud

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4 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

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To start:

 

Super Lemon Haze

Golden Tiger

Wild Thai

 

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How long are those donuts going to be warm sandwiching frozen ice cream, maybe one bite? Marketing adjective bullshit!!!

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