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2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Masturbate. Same then as now. 

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8 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Repeat the same process I've done for 40 years and get up and go to work?

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If it’s a Saturday, getting some cereal and watching cartoons.

So pretty much the same as now.

What’s dumbass about that? I enjoyed many enchiritos back in the day.

On 8/6/2023 at 6:02 PM, Okie State said:
On 8/6/2023 at 1:11 PM, Kennythetiger said:
My poor mom has done this two or three times. Bless her heart. 

Two or three times? What?

Let the Sheriff's department leave a hose in her

18 hours ago, Crapinon said:

Repeat the same process I've done for 40 years and get up and go to work?

You're lucky...

3 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

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OMG, perfect, have some rap.

2 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

OMG, perfect, have some rap.

All right stop. Collaborate and listen, Ice is back with a brand new invention. 

He said “rap”, not “crap”.

You know, something like…

 

This is a stick up, everybody get face down. 

 

 

18 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:

He said “rap”, not “crap”.

You know, something like…

 

This is a stick up, everybody get face down. 

 

 

Somebody yelled “Hoe down” and your girlfriend hit the floor…!  

I could screen and dump pass to 100 yards but would also be paralyzed so I’ll take the $100k.

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22 minutes ago, LebongJames said:

I could screen and dump pass to 100 yards but would also be paralyzed so I’ll take the $100k.

Nah. I’d voluntarily give myself up every play I can’t find a receiver

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That clip/scene kills me…

Even his “redemption” video where he tried to explain that his form was because he was throwing to a guy 5 feet away…. Then proceeds to throw just as terribly but to someone “down field”
19 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Give me the Enchirito, Tostada, a Pintos & Cheese with a coffee then strap me to the next SpaceX Starship. I'll get that fucker off the pad.

49 minutes ago, smuggs said:

Give me the Enchirito, Tostada, a Pintos & Cheese with a coffee then strap me to the next SpaceX Starship. I'll get that fucker off the pad.

@Armybrat maybe needs to hit a Taco Bell. 

14 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

@Armybrat maybe needs to hit a Taco Bell. 

No shit.

just diarrhea so far

2 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

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That real estate douchebag leased another car?

2 hours ago, smuggs said:

Give me the Enchirito, Tostada, a Pintos & Cheese with a coffee then strap me to the next SpaceX Starship. I'll get that fucker off the pad.

They damaged the pad enough on their last launch. 

On 8/26/2023 at 11:46 PM, Vic Mackey said:

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Buy Apple and Microsoft stock. Go back to sleep for 40 years. 

26 minutes ago, Marfa Low Crown said:

Buy Apple and Microsoft stock. Go back to sleep for 40 years. 

Plus call in sick to school, then wait for a nurse to restore my pluck. 

1 hour ago, Kennythetiger said:

Plus call in sick to school, then wait for a nurse to restore my pluck. 

The key is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom. 

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