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Estimated cash value:
1. $10,000
2. $16,938
3. Likely nil for most posters on here as I imagine credit is decent. The bump wouldn't do that much.
4. $288,000. Assuming it's only two at a time. One trip a month, priced at $400 per ticket for 30 years.
5. $1,016,280. $416,100 is median home price in U.S. but you don't get to sell it, so the value doesn't matter. Average mortgage payment is $2,823 over 30 years, comes up to more than $1 million. Doesn't include anything for taxes, insurance, maintenance.
6. $36,580. BLS says the average household spends $7,316 a year on food.
7. $261,000. $185,000 for a Mercedes Maybach S 580, but you can't sell it, so the value means nothing. Average car payment is $725 monthly, so over 30 years, that adds up to $261,000
8. $387,000. The average medical cost per person in the United States is $12,900. Over 30 years, that's nearly $400,000.

Tell me you’re an actuary without telling me you’re an actuary.
36 minutes ago, Marfa Low Crown said:

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Man, what is it about The Far Side that's just so good? I've never seen another single panel comic that is even in the same stratosphere. They are all bad.

46 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Well, at least in Austin they have the brown and dead landscape nailed.

5 hours ago, nnm said:

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Purple grape Kool aid doesn't taste like grapes.  It tastes like purple.

2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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You’ll need to enter your TXDL to see this as if 9/1/23
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Someone should tell him that low fat beef is a known contributor to low T.
Well, at least in Austin they have the brown and dead landscape nailed.


When it’s hotter than a monkey’s nuts in Africa and your mom busts out the warm bologna and cheese sandwiches and potato salad that’s been in the back of that station wagon sitting in the sun for 3 hours. Been there.

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Chocolate covered Beatles

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Al Green beans

With a side of Pearl Bacon Jam

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I immediately thought of this.....

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1 hour ago, Steamboat1874 said:

I immediately thought of this.....

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"Over there I found a Shoshone arrowhead."

2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Women will used phrases like "sports game" and then bitch because you don't know the difference between chartreuse and lime.

13 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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All the bacon please. 

18 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Watered down Kool-Aid?

Lemonade probably. 

Both taste amazing, but if I am cooking more than a 2-3 strips it's going in the oven.  It's simply the superior method in terms of ease.

4 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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They left off getting on a message board to talk about it a week in advance, posting on said board 100 times during the game and then arguing with people the day after a game on what went right/wrong. 

6 minutes ago, Gene Parmesan said:

Both taste amazing, but if I am cooking more than a 2-3 strips it's going in the oven.  It's simply the superior method in terms of ease.

Someone on this board convinced me to just throw it all in a skillet and let fate sort the frying out. Works great and I've been doing it for years.  

1 hour ago, Speedtrucker said:


Never heard it called knotkneed…

Is that when your legs are tied together?

No, it's knot. 

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