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A 1953 Farmall Tractor? Those things are squirrely AF. Fucked my old man up pretty good.
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When it’s hotter than a monkey’s nuts in Africa and your mom busts out the warm bologna and cheese sandwiches and potato salad that’s been in the back of that station wagon sitting in the sun for 3 hours. Been there.
Egg salad sandwiches for me. My immunities go hard in the paint.
Bye bye Neopolitan
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Easy…cookie dough.

I mean if I want chocolate, strawberry and vanilla together I can just buy a pint of each.

6 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Bye bye Neopolitan

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2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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I'm taking a good hush puppy over all of those. 

I want some catfish parlour hush puppy sticks with jap tartar sauce now.


Edit: and some Spring Hill onion rings.

$7200? This real life? 

The mutt we got was free.
9 minutes ago, demos said:


The mutt we got was free.

Not ours. I paid $150 in adoption fees and the damn thing got bit in the face by a rattlesnake two days later. 

1 hour ago, Kennythetiger said:

Not ours. I paid $150 in adoption fees and the damn thing got bit in the face by a rattlesnake two days later. 

Should have sprung for the undercoating 

On 8/30/2023 at 5:32 PM, UT_OB1 said:

You mean a whole 1 lb package at once?  Does that really work?  Do you even separate it?

I don't have a skillet big enough for a pound but 5 or 6 slices at a time, yes. As it gets hot you can stir it around and it will separate. On my Blackstone grill I'll throw a 1 pound package on and separate it as it gets warm. It doesn't brown as even as they do when you lay them out but that doesn't bother me. 

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4 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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That is fucked up...what kind of psychopath puts ketchup on a hot dog? 

13 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Poppers.

 But where are the fried pickles?

1 hour ago, Superhero said:

Poppers.

 

if done right, poppers. 

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“Whatcha eatin there billy?”

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8 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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What the fuck is this shit. 

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8 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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And. 

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On 8/30/2023 at 7:15 AM, Vic Mackey said:

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Better than listening to some brain dead rotted crotch bitch all day.

6 hours ago, Al Czervik said:

What the fuck is this shit.

An AI tell. Robots can’t ever get the hands right. 

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10 hours ago, Grade of D as in David said:

Already in the trash where they belong 

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WRONG. Love fried pickles. 

9 hours ago, Al Czervik said:

What the fuck is this shit. 

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3 hours ago, BrickHorn said:

An AI tell. Robots can’t ever get the hands right. 


What a shocker. 

14 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

 

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Nice. Breathe straight hydrogen sulfide and avoid being burned to death. 

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Tape, scissors, thumb tacks, dead batteries, flashlight with dead batteries. 

1 hour ago, nnm said:

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Tape, scissors, thumb tacks, dead batteries, flashlight with dead batteries. 

And tartar sauce 

Needs a half dozen charger cords that are either broken or from origins unknown. 

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