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Rip Johnny Hardwick. Coulda just thrown pocket sand in Gabriel’s face and shishaa’d in.
9 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Screw planning, the best hangouts are these.  Few hours notice and a couple beers and an evening of BS.

48 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

I'm happy Mike B finally found his soul mate.

What a bummer for Mike B that his soul mate has a girlfriend with a penis.

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5 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Me, @Zepol87 and @Vic Mackey know this all too well 

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..... and stitches.

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Sure I'll take a break for one year. Not like the Jerry Jones circus show will win. I still have collegecdf945246aad078c591cb3e65634e2dd.jpg
I'd take less than that to never watch another NFL game.
On 9/13/2023 at 6:20 PM, tfoolry said:

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400 children and a crop in the field 

48 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

400 children and a crop in the field 

There was some comedy club in Dallas back in the day that had a house band.  My uncles used to go all the time (late 70’s early to mid 80’s).  They did a re-write on it that goes as follows…

you picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille

2 pregnant daughters and a son that’s gone queer

1’s smokin dope, 1’s snortin coke..

and you’re out there selling your rear. 
 

you picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille.  
 

we never sing it the written way when we pull out the guitars at family get togethers.  

10 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

There was some comedy club in Dallas back in the day that had a house band.  My uncles used to go all the time (late 70’s early to mid 80’s).  They did a re-write on it that goes as follows…

you picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille

2 pregnant daughters and a son that’s gone queer

1’s smokin dope, 1’s snortin coke..

and you’re out there selling your rear. 
 

you picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille.  
 

we never sing it the written way when we pull out the guitars at family get togethers.  

Bowley and Wilson’s? Some of their other quality tunes were “SMU Sorority Bitch” and “Stanky Finger”.

45 minutes ago, Moocowtex said:

Bowley and Wilson’s? Some of their other quality tunes were “SMU Sorority Bitch” and “Stanky Finger”.

That’s the one 

45 minutes ago, Moocowtex said:

Bowley and Wilson’s? Some of their other quality tunes were “SMU Sorority Bitch” and “Stanky Finger”.

Don’t forget “After you Blow Me” and “The Kotex Kid”. He comes riding in once a month.  They would get unsuspecting coeds to sit on a wooden horse while they put on Kotex shaped cowboy hats and sang to her. 

On 9/13/2023 at 8:53 AM, FirstTimeCaller said:

I bought these penis socks and the quality is just terrible! Really disappointed.

So, your wife isn't the only one in your house disappointed with penis? 

30 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Her: Anything sounds good

Me: Cool, then let's order ribs

Her: Nah that doesn't sound good.

Me: Pizza?

Her: Nah.

Me: Tacos?

Her: Nah.

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