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Costcos are a train wreck too

Shit goes off if you don’t place your item on the scale
Their checkout process is a beating. And the aisles are so crowded with their big ass carts

I hate the fucking self-checkout. And I hate even worse when the have someone at the exit to check shit as you go out. You could have checked my cart at the fucking cashier if you wanted, and put all this shit in bags.

I hand them my receipt to throw away for me and keep walking. 

On 9/16/2023 at 3:15 PM, ztejas said:

Some self checkouts are okay. The HEB ones are generally pretty straightforward.

The CVS one is routinely a fucking nightmare. 

CVS ones are the worst, agreed. But HEB ones suck too, IMO. Krogers suck too. Any self-checkout that make you bag something before scanning a next item, for the weight, and then immediately locks up if you want to skip bagging, is the worst.

Target self-check out is the best.

Actually Tom Sawyer was written by Samuel Clements.  

But Clements stage name?  You guessed it! 

Neil Peart...

1 hour ago, Cheeseweasel said:

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*Quinn airmails a wide open slant that would have gone for 19 yards*

"What the fuck is Sark doing?"

3 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

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No, his mind is not for rent
To any god or government
Always hopeful, yet discontent
He knows changes aren't permanent
But change is

Someone hand me the bengay.  I’m goin’ in….

17 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

Someone hand me the beengay.  I’m goin’ in….

 

How long?

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Lol. I actually think about that 4th grade joke every time I hear the name Bengay including when I wrote the post above …. And wondered if someone would pull it out and thought, nah, too juvenile. 

7 hours ago, Lhorn said:

And wondered if someone would pull it out and thought, nah, too juvenile. 

Did you forget where you were?

1 hour ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Did you forget where you were?


Yeah, juvenile toilet humor is kinda our thing.  

8 hours ago, Lhorn said:

Lol. I actually think about that 4th grade joke every time I hear the name Bengay including when I wrote the post above …. And wondered if someone would pull it out and thought, nah, too juvenile. 

Too juvenile?  On the home of the Poop Knife?  

I’d start with the one in the middle and see how it goes. Not making any promises though.

Looks like Rocky Denis transitioned. Good for her. Probably got some billowy honkers too.

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^^^^in case you ever wondered what the lovechild of Robert Loggia and Barbara Bush might look like, I direct your attention to the "person" in the lower right. 

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16 minutes ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

^^^^in case you ever wondered what the lovechild of Robert Loggia and Barbara Bush might look like, I direct your attention to the "person" in the lower right. 

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On 9/11/2023 at 3:54 PM, demos said:


Reminds me of Baby Dolls on the Angelina River at the Nacogdoches/Angelina County line. Lots of c-section scars. One girl had a scar from a bullet.

Classy place.

May it RIP.

I remember going there back in the mid 80s when I was working in Lufkin.  Has got to be the nastiest place I had ever been. All you had to do was mention drugs and every girl in there offered to get you some.

The concrete foundation is still there wit a Jesus Saves cross driven in the ground.

On 9/11/2023 at 5:05 PM, USNALonghorn said:

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Terrible choice of mounted weaponry.

On 9/16/2023 at 4:49 PM, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Costcos are a train wreck too

Shit goes off if you don’t place your item on the scale

Add Sams Club to that list.  If you are in self checkout and have beer or wine, good luck finding the person that is supposed to override the system.  

1 hour ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

^^^^in case you ever wondered what the lovechild of Robert Loggia and Barbara Bush might look like, I direct your attention to the "person" in the lower right. 

never has a barf rep been more needed.

14 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

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AI thinks up some weird, weird shit. 

12 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

AI thinks up some weird, weird shit. 

Wow. Just zoomed in and realized it's AI. 

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I was thinking granny in the middle might have a chance (that’s why God gave us eyelids!) but then I realized where I recognized her from.
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