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2 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Terrible choice of mounted weaponry.

The PKM is one of the best machine guns in the LMG class.

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7 minutes ago, USNALonghorn said:

The PKM is one of the best machine guns in the LMG class.

True, but I was thinking more along the lines of a GE mini gun.

2 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Terrible choice of mounted weaponry.

Your mom mounted my weapon last night. 

12 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

Your mom mounted my weapon last night. 

Be sure and put her back in her coffin and cover her up when you're done.

25 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

True, but I was thinking more along the lines of a GE mini gun.


Fuck that. Truck-mounted CIWS. 

4 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:


Fuck that. Truck-mounted CIWS. 

I can go with that, probably should consider a larger truck though.

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In my neighbor’s backyard. He’s a great guy, one of my best friends and a guy I would love to be like when I get to be in my 80s. He also has a cannon that he shoots. 
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1 hour ago, thunderlounge said:


Fuck that. Truck-mounted CIWS. 

Pre 1986 M134 miniguns are legal to own in the US. I had a guy tell me he had one mounted to his truck, but he never produced any pics of it. And who can afford to shoot 2000-6000 rounds a minute anyway.?

17 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Sex tent??? Wulaw has got to be the business owner.

20 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


Alright, so here come the numbers…

xxxxxx....4,1,2,3.xxxx......

Rules.

On 9/17/2023 at 10:17 AM, SurlyBDR said:

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Damn, this brings back a funny memory. In A school in Pensacola we threw a hotel party, basically got a couple shitty rooms at the Days Inn or the Knights Inn can't remember which one this was but we did both regularly. Hammered off OG 4 loko, Taaka vodka, and Bacardi 151, my buddy orders what he thinks are 20 crab rangoons. The moron ordered 20 orders of them and we had a shit ton of those mfers, the morning after was not great at all. I couldn't eat them again for a few years 

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I picture rumpleminz as Leslie in his leopard thong. Since he’d hang out by the library and ask you to buy him rumpleminz nightly.

I’m not your potato, guy.

You can get several crushes to fall in love with you for $10k

Their checkout process is a beating. And the aisles are so crowded with their big ass carts
I saved so much money when I stopped going to Costco. My wife would always buy $100 worth of useless shit. I understand if you are buying diapers and have a bunch of kids, or don't have HEB, otherwise fuck that beating of a shopping experience.
9 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Sounds like a fun night in the dorm with the corps of cadets. 

3 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

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some version of No Country for Old Men where Anton never finds me

16 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

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Simple. I blow the roof and they'll spend a month sifting through the rubble.  By the time they figure out what went wrong, I'll be sitting on the beach earning 20%.

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Where’s the hell is that fucking roach. He needs to die, and I’m going to murder him.

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