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I'm not "old" and I've done most of those things.

1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

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22 of 24.  Never had a MySpace Account (same with FB, etc.), and never had an AOL address.  Although, I have written a check, but not a cheque.

54 minutes ago, ztejas said:

I'm not "old" and I've done most of those things.

Narrator:  He is, in fact, old.

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I'm not "old" and I've done most of those things.
We are now considered to be old to the younger generations. And next year, I'll officially be I'm a man, I'm 40! years old.
21 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:
2 hours ago, ztejas said:
I'm not "old" and I've done most of those things.

We are now considered to be old to the younger generations. And next year, I'll officially be I'm a man, I'm 40! years old.

Correct.  If you don't think you're old, ask a 20-year old if you are old.  The 20-year old will confirm that you are old.

Caveat:  From what I read in IPIHB, a sugar baby will confirm that her sugar daddy isn't old.  Instead, he is mature, wise, kind, interesting, and funny.  As long as the fund flow continues.  Then he's old again.

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Listen here French Canadian scum…in America we call them checks. And if you think you’re young and you know what all of those things are, then you’re old too
6 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:


Listen here French Canadian scum…in America we call them checks. And if you think you’re young and you know what all of those things are, then you’re old too

Careful.  You'll trigger @AUS-97HORN with your slander of the French.

4 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

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I feel like not having a MySpace account shouldn't decrease my Might Be Old score.

2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:
4 hours ago, ztejas said:
I'm not "old" and I've done most of those things.

We are now considered to be old to the younger generations. And next year, I'll officially be I'm a man, I'm 40! years old.

Old is when you go into a strip club and every employee asks if you're a cop.

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33 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

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My generation would have said - "what's a water bottle?"

21 minutes ago, Jerry Callo said:

My generation would have said - "what's a water bottle?"

Yeah, the proliferation of everyone everywhere having a bottle of water is weird to me. I remember a kid in high school that had to have a doctor's note to be able to carry around a reusable water bottle in high school.

3 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:


Listen here French Canadian scum…in America we call them checks. And if you think you’re young and you know what all of those things are, then you’re old too

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This just in, this generation of teens does too. Ask me how I know.
4 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

This just in, this generation of teens does too. Ask me how I know.

You get high school girls drunk?

No. I am the parent of one. And know many more parents of them.

Vodka in the water bottle is a huge thing now.

6 minutes ago, tbone_ said:


This just in, this generation of teens does too. Ask me how I know.

It sounds like they've been taught well. 

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At my first job out of college, there was a liquor store right down the road. We would get cheap vodka and mix it in the juice bottles we bought.

13 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

No. I am the parent of one. And know many more parents of them.

Vodka in the water bottle is a huge thing now.


Used to be zima for us, in some type of beverage bottle. Plain went in a sprite bottle. The rest depended on the color of jolly rancher you put in it for flavor.

 

1 hour ago, thunderlounge said:


Used to be zima for us, in some type of beverage bottle. Plain went in a sprite bottle. The rest depended on the color of jolly rancher you put in it for flavor.

 

Parrot Bay Rum in a Sonic Slushie bro was a high school all-timer for the incognitio drinko.

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