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12 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Those are just stacks of pancakes. 

Nope. Sheets of plywood would taste better 

11 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Seriously, why the fuck is Kevin James all over the place lately? 

 

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9 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

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No wonder she’s a felon. Her posts are full of capital offenses.

On 10/1/2023 at 10:18 AM, Bullneck said:

 

 

One of my best friends lives in the panhandle. While there isn't much, the big event that goes on out there is Pioneer Days which is a huge rodeo celebrating when No Man's Land officially became part of the Oklahoma territory.

As for fan bases, while there are some OU Sooners and Okie State Cowboys, most folks out there root for Texas Tech. 

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Shhhhiiiiiiiiiiiii… I may chip in just to see the pictures he posts riding it!

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3 minutes ago, GoPokes83 said:

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Shhhhiiiiiiiiiiiii… I may chip in just to see the pictures he posts riding it!

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1 hour ago, SurlyBDR said:

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Dated a girl in the early 90's that jammed one of these in her coochie

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41 minutes ago, GoPokes83 said:

Shhhhiiiiiiiiiiiii… I may chip in just to see the pictures he posts riding it!

Oh he's riding it alright.

Dated a girl in the early 90's that jammed one of these in her coochie
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Which end went first?

Working up to manager at Jack in the Box. 
Monster tacos slam and go hard after a night of drinking.
49 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Our suspect got kicked out of Wilberforce University...

2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Tebow and Leinart? Lmao

 

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The lack of respect that VY gets in the greatest of all time talk is criminal. I think it's 1) he didn't win the Heisman because voting was before the Rose Bowl and Bush put up 500 yards on *checks notes* Fresno State and 2) the gossipy NFL flame out.

Not even in the top 20, but Manziel is: https://247sports.com/longformarticle/-best-college-football-players-of-all-time-ranked-208745898/#2156404

#81: https://www.espn.com.au/college-football/story/_/page/cfb150players/the-150-greatest-players-college-football-150-year-history

#29: https://clutchpoints.com/updating-ranking-30-greatest-college-football-players-of-all-time

#10 (respectable spot): https://bleacherreport.com/articles/528267-the-top-50-college-football-players-of-all-time

2 hours ago, Hate said:


Which end went first?

Small end but she made it past the switch.  Told my buddy about it the next time he pulled it out of the glovebox on the boat.

3 hours ago, 66BUFF said:

Dated a girl in the early 90's that jammed one of these in her coochie

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Please tell me it was bulb end first and y'all did this 

1 hour ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Our suspect got kicked out of Wilberforce University...

flunkin’ social studies…

Dated a girl in the early 90's that jammed one of these in her coochie
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Did it help you find your car keys and drive outta there?
1 hour ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Boston?

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18 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Seriously, why the fuck is Kevin James all over the place lately? 

The Kevin James Meme Is Way Out of Control

This week, a sheepish headshot of the 'King of Queens' actor resurfaced—and the Internet can't get enough. (Still.)

By Bria McNealPUBLISHED: SEP 28, 2023
3 hours ago, 66BUFF said:

Small end but she made it past the switch.  Told my buddy about it the next time he pulled it out of the glovebox on the boat.

Something something stink bait. 

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I still have no clue what it really means. I get it's a picture of Kevin James shrugging on the set of King of Queens. But it's being used in a ton of different contexts that make no sense.

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29 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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I’m sorry he got whipped and had to carry a heavy cross and shit. But I have to work for a living while this dude is literally immortal and the only living heir to an omnipotent deity who owns the entire fucking universe. So yeah, I don’t want to hear about a couple of bad days Mr. Gets to Live Forever on Dad’s Bankroll had in Jerusalem like two thousand fucking years ago.  

1 hour ago, Bullneck said:

The Kevin James Meme Is Way Out of Control

This week, a sheepish headshot of the 'King of Queens' actor resurfaced—and the Internet can't get enough. (Still.)

By Bria McNealPUBLISHED: SEP 28, 2023

Kinda meh in the meme but the KJ Sound Guy shorts are pretty damn good.

 

 

1 hour ago, BrickHorn said:

I’m sorry he got whipped and had to carry a heavy cross and shit. But I have to work for a living while this dude is literally immortal and the only living heir to an omnipotent deity who owns the entire fucking universe. So yeah, I don’t want to hear about a couple of bad days Mr. Gets to Live Forever on Dad’s Bankroll had in Jerusalem like two thousand fucking years ago.  

Talk about being born on third base and thinking you hit a triple.

8 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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And that's a very rare degree

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1 hour ago, DixonHur said:

And that's a very rare degree

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Wow. That’s a very low acceptance rate for a terrible college. 

They only take the cream of the bottom of the barrel.

The vegemite.

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