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29 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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This was on Reddit very recently

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20 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

I’m this old

 

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I'm older than the top one, but that was my first as I was a late blooner. NMAS, are you really older than me?

11 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

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This is a bullshit biased site. Why are all of immamacs family members showing up in so many posts?

8 hours ago, Felix said:

I'm not worried in the least.  July.

Yeah,  but that cold blooded mother fucker may not want you to live and clank it on purpose just because he can.

The Thundercloud Egg Salad was my go to.

Ditto! Egg salad, sprouts, and bacon. Businessman?
16 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

O.D Wyatt High School in Fort Worth is trippin! 😂

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Pleading ignorance here. But is eating ass the same as tossing salad? Or just normal flicking the bean?

30 minutes ago, Superhero said:

Pleading ignorance here. But is eating ass the same as tossing salad? Or just normal flicking the bean?

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I know it got panned but I love that movie.

Pleading ignorance here. But is eating ass the same as tossing salad? Or just normal flicking the bean?
Eating ass is the current nomenclature for tossing salad which was the preferred term in the 90s for anallingus. Or eating bootyhole in the parlance of our time.

Good combo with flicking of the bean after a little nasty butthole time. Avoid eating ass if there is TP crumbs in said butthole. Side affects may include angry dolphin induced paralysis. Spinal.
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My dad did that back in the 80s at the industrial facility he worked at. Mining and producing light weight aggregrate for road surfaces; it was on 45 but not near enough to Corsicana to go pick up an alternative lunch. So he looked at his tub of melted country crock and asked all the other hardhat wearing blue collar guys if they had any crab legs so they could go halves. I don’t think he ate that day.
14 hours ago, GoPokes83 said:


Ditto! Egg salad, sprouts, and bacon. Businessman?

Office favorite.

Not that I've ever ordered it. 

Where the fuck is the gotdamn 10mm??!!

Where the fuck is the gotdamn 10mm??!!
Seriously wtf, can I have it back?

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