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On 12/8/2023 at 8:47 PM, SurlyBDR said:

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You just tell yourself “Even Ms Tubman could appreciate a backdoor rail” 

 

/ducks 

3 hours ago, Nole-4-Life said:

Still can't believe she's with this simp.

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She should be with nole 4 life

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1 hour ago, Incredulity said:

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Welcome to the Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook thread, have a seat anywhere you'd like!

1 hour ago, Henry Hill said:

She should be with nole 4 life

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Damn straight! Can you make it happen?

47 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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El Charrito El Charrito Mexican Style Dinner | Frozen Foods | Superlo Foods

 

These were fucking awesome as a kid

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Hungryman Salisbury steak!
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1 hour ago, SurlyBDR said:
 
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No catches huh?

Yeah, unless she's rich, she'll be spending your money like a drunken sailor for 10 years.

Just go get a sugar baby.

2 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

 

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WTF is wrong with her hips and thighs?

WNB

 

 

… with the lights on. 

4 hours ago, Superhero said:

WTF is wrong with her hips and thighs?

I'm not gripping them/between them? 

11 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

 

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Seeing how I'm almost 63, sounds good!

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So you’re saying I get 20 more years? Awesome.

Prospect theory in practice.

26 minutes ago, WithoutAClue said:

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3 Habsburg brothers / cousins after the same girl? Imagine the family reunions if she marries one of them. 

48 minutes ago, Superhero said:

3 Habsburg brothers / cousins after the same girl? Imagine the family reunions if she marries one of them. 

Can't be much different than any other Habsburg family reunions.

7 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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That'll be $16.72... 

1 hour ago, Trey3216 said:

That'll be $16.72... 

"Oh, I'm just paying for my own"

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

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I have no fucking idea how the Panera outside our neighborhood survives.  Nobody can afford to eat there.  The food's not bad but it's small and pricey as shit.  Mostly just old folks sitting around over bottomless coffee.  I know the property management/owner of the strip center and he says every single year they get behind on rent and either corporate steps in or they promise they'll make it up with late fees because some big catering windfall.  And sure enough they pull it off.  Somedays there's nobody in there and other days there's thousands of dollars in catering orders going out the door into multiple vans.  I don't know how they do it with 3,000 ft2 at $35/foot while not doing any alcohol or dinner business.  I don't know if it's like a WeWork model where the C-level people are just ordering shit to-go out of pocket or what.  But what a crazy fucking business model, your side option with your large bun sandwich is more bread.  And the fruit-flavored energy drinks literally can kill you.  But hey, who wants a cookie?  

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