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12 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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The boarding process will take 30 mins longer as half the flight will be wheel chairs and fatties. 
Reason 1001 not to fly SWA. 

7 minutes ago, futureman said:

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cocaine cake pregnat (sic) farts

15 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

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Check in to rehab.

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“I would get that for me and the girlfriend but she’s not a big smoker” -a certain shaggy poster

21 hours ago, futureman said:

cocaine dinosaur farts

pancakes

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Christmas is gonna suck. 

15 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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I sent that photo to my wife and daughter last night, because seriously WTF AND WHY? Why all the damn useless pillows?
22 hours ago, WithoutAClue said:

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Sam's is getting lazy on their burger grind.   

34 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


I sent that photo to my wife and daughter last night, because seriously WTF AND WHY? Why all the damn useless pillows?

It's even better when they go to bed early and just crawl in underneath the 58 pillows without throwing them to their rightful place on the floor.  Ultimately leading you to trip over the one that happened to fall off on your side, and you crash into the bed and wake her up.  "Why do you have to wake me up getting in the bed??!!!"   

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