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29 minutes ago, nnm said:

Damn straight

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True, but it's also pretty gratifying to pass the same car twice. 

Fucking pussy! So glad I'm not a zoomer. That generation is lazy and has no work ethic. Kid needs to grow the fuck up. You're there to do a job and not play or goof off. That's why it's called work. Also 8 hour shift ain't shit. 

He’ll be in treatment for PTSD over this.

I’ve faced a lot of adversity in my life. Never have I encountered a situation that couldn’t immediately be resolved with some hot cross buns.

1 hour ago, deft said:

I’ve faced a lot of adversity in my life. Never have I encountered a situation that couldn’t immediately be resolved with some hot cross buns.

csb, my oldest brought home a recorder last year from school and asked me if knew what it was.  Without saying a word, I took it out of the box, belted out "hot Cross Buns" for the first time in 35-40 years without missing a note.  She looked at me like I was a wizard.  She asked me how I could do that, "Our teachers just made us practice stuff over and over again so we'd never forget it."  A few months ago she asked me to help her with long division because I never forget what I learned back then.  I literally gave up after 5 minutes, no fucking idea how to do it anymore.  Apparently all the lead-based milk back then wasn't such a great idea.  But get out a box of triangle, cowbell, or claves...Imma hit it out of the park.   

Next year, she's gonna come home and ask me about the different parts of a human cell.  Nope.  Need the opening to "Spill the Wine" on Guiro?  I got you fam.  

 

2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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What the in the Quasimodo fuck is going on with the freak at the back of the grey suit line. 

Somewhere on the interwebs, there's an Iowa State fan message board with some poster named "South Le Mars" just getting berated right now about his mom.  And he thinks he's all alone in his plight.  Fear not good sir, your mom is truly taking one for the team.  Hundreds and hundreds of takings.  Some say, thousands.  For the winter plow is coming.  

 

Pretty sure there never has been and never will be again a Le Mars, Iowa reference on a football message board. 

10 hours ago, Covri said:

Pretty sure there never has been and never will be again a Le Mars, Iowa reference on a football message board. 

I spent a week one January at the Sioux City Hard Rock working my days in Le Mars.  I like three things in Le Mars.  Blue bunny ice cream, a pork cutlet Sammich, and the highway out.  Sioux City in January is hard on the mind.

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Yup

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