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Donuts and bacon. Fuck giving up sushi.

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Is it just bacon as pictured?  Can I still have bacon on my hamburger?  In my taco?  In my sushi?

23 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Make sure you take your fucking ring doorbell offline if you are married and it has a view of your driveway.  I got busted like a month after I installed that thing 

1 hour ago, Gene Parmesan said:

Ryobi has got to be Hufflepuff

Just posted this on a group chat, buddy found the decoder for it:

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On 1/4/2024 at 9:59 AM, Vic Mackey said:

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Related: If you get a weekend with your spouse out of town and the house to yourself, don't tell any of your buddies unless you want to go out and do something.  Enjoy your ~48 hours however you choose, sans peer pressure. No shame in being a hermit all weekend and drinking at home and playing video games or bingeing some show your wife would hate.

17 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

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Got into DeWalt in my 20's so it just made sense to continue in that line for my personal tools.

However, Milwaukee is superior. Their M18 Fuel series tools are the real deal and the warranty is badass. All the battery operated power tools I've purchased for the company are Milwaukee.

Their big dog 1/2 impact wrench has 1000 lbft of fastening torque and 1400 lbft of breakaway torque.

That thing is a beast.

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Also my guys kept f'n up expensive / nice gas powered Stihl chainsaws.

Went to the Milwaukee fuel 16" chainsaw. That badboy handled live oaks with ease. Did have to pair those up with 8 or 12 ah batteries as they can chew through 5 or 6 ah batteries easily.

Anytime an impact or drill or hackzall (one of my favorite tools btw) would go out just took it to Milwaukee and they'd fix or replace it... no real questions asked.

Awesome.

 

That is all.

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5 hours ago, Gene Parmesan said:

Make sure you take your fucking ring doorbell offline if you are married and it has a view of your driveway.  I got busted like a month after I installed that thing 

busted doing what?

5 minutes ago, futureman said:

busted doing what?

Fisting myself on the front porch or trying to sneak a day off past the Mrs. so I didn't have to run a bunch of errands.  Take your pick.

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I’m taking perfect stick over rock any day. Ad a weapon if they throw the rock and don’t do major damage they’re defenseless and you now have their rock, and if they try and beat you with it the distance advantage goes to stick. If they don’t mean as a weapon a rock’s heavy, and a walking stick is handy.
7 minutes ago, Gene Parmesan said:

Fisting myself on the front porch or trying to sneak a day off past the Mrs. so I didn't have to run a bunch of errands.  Take your pick.

I’m pretty confident futureman would pick the fisting.

First thing I would do with that rock is to see how many times I could skip it across water.  
 

first and only thing.

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14 minutes ago, Hate said:

I’m pretty confident futureman would pick the fisting.

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So Mike's getting interviews for positions he's not qualified for how? It's not like a screener is giving him a shot at a marketing director at a tech company. Is he implying he's not qualified for McDonald's?
50 minutes ago, Paco said:

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No ground or air speed, so no lift from the wing.

Nope.

42 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

No ground or air speed, so no lift from the wing.

Nope.

Ground speed don’t mean shit if it doesn’t generate air speed

43 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

No ground or air speed, so no lift from the wing.

Nope.

what an embarrassing reply.  you fucking dipshit. 

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23 minutes ago, futureman said:

what an embarrassing reply.  you fucking dipshit. 

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Pfffft...hahahaha.  

3 hours ago, GoPokes83 said:


I’m taking perfect stick over rock any day. Ad a weapon if they throw the rock and don’t do major damage they’re defenseless and you now have their rock, and if they try and beat you with it the distance advantage goes to stick. If they don’t mean as a weapon a rock’s heavy, and a walking stick is handy.

There are millions of rockhounds all over the world, with clubs, websites, the works.  Other than dogs, have you ever heard of even one stickhound?  No you haven't!  The perfect rock wins. 

Getting rockhounds to agree on the perfect rock, however...

First thing I would do with that rock is to see how many times I could skip it across water.  
 
first and only thing.
I have a similarly perfect skipping rock I saved on my valet stand in my closet. I hope to skip it when I visit Antarctica after skipping rocks in every ocean.
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Well when exactly are they supposed to clean up after your nasty ass before I check in?
On 1/4/2024 at 9:35 AM, Vic Mackey said:

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In case the above video doesn't play, here's a back up 

 

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12 hours ago, tbone_ said:


Well when exactly are they supposed to clean up after your nasty ass before I check in?

They take, what, 20-25min to clean a given room? They absolutely aren't deep cleaning these rooms.

30 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

They take, what, 20-25min to clean a given room? They absolutely aren't deep cleaning these rooms.

Just take a black light flashlight with you sometime to verify. 
But don’t make a practice of it. There are some things you are just better off not knowing. 

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