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Junk and Chinese.  I can live with other Asian cuisine as a proxy

 

You can pry my skillet fried chicken, collards and warm sweet buttered cornbread from my cold dead hands.

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3 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

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The photographer for the church directory when that guy shows up:

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4 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

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I know men who've compensated for baldness and impotence with buying high-caliber rifles.  But I've never seen it taken to this eyebrow-raising extreme.  

23 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

Graveyard Twins. Not bad.

Morbid Death for me

32 minutes ago, ButtFumble said:

a friend of my brothers lived in some pretty nice west campus apartments way back and I think it was a punter for UT lived there too and she said he was constantly having one girl leave and bumping into another coming to see him especially out by the pool.....even the punters at UT can work it

Was his name DICKER?  Or Dickson?

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Jimmy Dickskin?  

I can't remember his name, but our punter in the mid/late 90's.  He used to hang out with a bunch of the offensive lineman.  Nice guy, but literally outkicked his coverage.  His girlfriend was a 10 smokeshow.  And because of that of course, other women were attracted to him just 'cause.  Wonder if it's the same guy.  Obviously the big guys could simply say, "I'm a Longhorn football player" and fat as they were, could pull mad ass.  But this guy had to earn it somehow since he was smaller than most male students.  

I told a waitress on the Riverwalk in 97 or 98 that I was the backup TE for Oklahoma State in town for the Alamo Bowl (or Builder's Square bowl or whatever it was back then).  She bought it, or chose to believe it, and we "dated" during my "pre-game" week.  I look back at the photos and think, "Yeah, you were a Big XII tight end at 185 pounds who looks about as fast as Stephen Hawking ditching an orgy.:"  /csb

2 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

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uh no, the 2 young ones are not mother/daughter, unless the mother gave birth at 13 and the daughter is 13

4 hours ago, ButtFumble said:

 

a friend of my brothers lived in some pretty nice west campus apartments way back and I think it was a punter for UT lived there too and she said he was constantly having one girl leave and bumping into another coming to see him especially out by the pool.....even the punters at UT can work it

 

To be young again and able to get a boner within 30 minutes after busting a nut.

 
To be young again and able to get a boner within 30 minutes after busting a nut.

Made a comment like this the other day to the gf. She was like, yea, I like 55yo you. [emoji3061]
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1 hour ago, SurlyBDR said:
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Lovely

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3 hours ago, tbone_ said:


Made a comment like this the other day to the gf. She was like, yea, I like 55yo you. emoji3061.png

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Eh, a scientist would say deionized in my world.
1 hour ago, SurlyBDR said:

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This hits close to home. I remember where I was in the cafeteria as my buddies smelled my finger the morning after Beth, who was two years older than me, showed me some things in 7th grade. 

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Hope you can pull it out without breaking it and rewind with a pencil. If not, splice with scotch tape and trim with a razor blade. 
Otherwise, you won’t get your fix of Led Zepplin. 

8 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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I wish I had my members only jacket from about 1984-86. That was a great jacket and would look good today. 

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I missed the Mila kunis munching down on Portman scene in joker

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