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On 1/17/2024 at 7:54 PM, thunderlounge said:

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11, plus one for the asshole wearing it.

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2 hours ago, Chooky said:

Mike is angry again? 

Is he ever not angry? 

4 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Is he ever not angry? 

No.

On 1/19/2024 at 10:35 AM, SurlyBDR said:

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I thought that was called docking?

On 1/19/2024 at 11:00 AM, SurlyBDR said:

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Sark?

nm

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On 1/11/2024 at 1:03 PM, nnm said:

This hits close to home. I remember where I was in the cafeteria as my buddies smelled my finger the morning after Beth, who was two years older than me, showed me some things in 7th grade. 

Lol, reminds me of my freshman roommate at SWT. After weeks of pursuing one of the hottest girls on campus she agreed to go out to dinner with him. She let it be known it was to shut him down and get him off her case. She fully intended to embarrass him. Later in the night he flying into the Wagonwheel club screaming  "sniff my finger, sniff my finger". One of our dorm mates told him that still didn't prove he screwed her.  He replied "well if you're brave enough to sniff my dick...I guess I'm brave enough to let you"!

The entire bar fell out on the floor laughing.

Not actually dumbass at all. 
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39 minutes ago, ROFL BOX said:

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$50 says he misses his cumshot.

2 hours ago, Scheiss Meister said:

Since my retirement I have learned the deep truth of this.

Is that you in the meme?!?!?!?

4 hours ago, nnm said:

Not actually dumbass at all. 
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New month?

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4 hours ago, nnm said:

Not actually dumbass at all. 
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Can we add that month to late summer/early fall....I love that time of year?   PLUS more 4 more weeks of football!!!

29 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

Can we add that month to late summer/early fall....I love that time of year?   PLUS more 4 more weeks of football!!!

So, we're now looking at a shortfall of a day and a quarter every year, vs just the quarter of a day or so?  Let's do it, then every 291.2 years or so, instead of a leap day, we'll have an actual leap year, and we can all stay home for a year and just get trashed.

Just now, SurlyBDR said:

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Uncle Bob has a new gig. 


Eh, a scientist would say deionized in my world.

Pronounce Debbie downer in your world

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