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39 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

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First client (but of course)

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In for understudy- if he is offering.

First client (but of course)
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Would maybe, if she was fresh out the shower and had a winning personality.
21 minutes ago, Born to Run said:
47 minutes ago, Superhero said:

First client (but of course)
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Would maybe, if she was fresh out the shower and had a winning personality.

Or if you were Vic Mackey.

13 hours ago, nnm said:

Not actually dumbass at all. 
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Ethiopia has 12 months of 30 days and a 13th month of either 5 or 6 days. 

Their New Year starts on September 11, which is a terrible day to celebrate with fireworks and such. 

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One of Billy Joel’s daughters says hi
On 1/22/2024 at 7:40 AM, SHOOTER12 said:

Lol, reminds me of my freshman roommate at SWT. After weeks of pursuing one of the hottest girls on campus she agreed to go out to dinner with him. She let it be known it was to shut him down and get him off her case. She fully intended to embarrass him. Later in the night he flying into the Wagonwheel club screaming  "sniff my finger, sniff my finger". One of our dorm mates told him that still didn't prove he screwed her.  He replied "well if you're brave enough to sniff my dick...I guess I'm brave enough to let you"!

The entire bar fell out on the floor laughing.

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1 hour ago, tbone_ said:


One of Billy Joel’s daughters says hi

 Bruce Willis 

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2 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

 Bruce Willis 

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Those girls look photoshopped.  

 

Alexa Ray Joel doesn't look nearly as bad in contrast.

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Still sad that Billy Joel's bug-eyed genes would dominate over Christie Brinkley's hot genes.

17 minutes ago, nnm said:

Those girls look photoshopped.  

Yeah, its a stunning example of two objectively attractive people creating unattractive offspring.  repeatedly

48 minutes ago, nnm said:

 

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Those girls look photoshopped.  

 

Alexa Ray Joel doesn't look nearly as bad in contrast.

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Did he and Katie Lee have any kids?

I almost the whole thing

37 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

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Well, of course, their requests for subsidies was not Paraguayan in and of it is as it were the United States government would never have if the president, our president, had not and as far as I know that's the way it will always be. Is that clear?

3 hours ago, nnm said:

 

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Those girls look photoshopped.  

 

Alexa Ray Joel doesn't look nearly as bad in contrast.

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That's a (piano) man, baby!

 

I'll see myself out.

1 hour ago, SurlyBDR said:

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ChatGPT, Write a grammatically nonsensical reaction to a meme that says "so fellas, you work off, and your is wife at 9 not all day but you if can, wyd?"

"Oh potato lampshade banana juggling unicorn spaceship pajamas octopus sandwich disco cheeseburger! Meme understand not, but dancing with spaghetti elephants in rainbow socks definitely yes. Time travel to moon cheese picnic? Purple umbrella acrobat symphony! 🚀🍝🐘🌈 #SyntaxConfusionParty"

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2 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:


Does anybody here speak jive?

I dunno but that's a nice turd cutter.

 

On 1/22/2024 at 9:28 AM, nnm said:

Not actually dumbass at all. 
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5 hours ago, nnm said:

ChatGPT, Write a grammatically nonsensical reaction to a meme that says "so fellas, you work off, and your is wife at 9 not all day but you if can, wyd?"

"Oh potato lampshade banana juggling unicorn spaceship pajamas octopus sandwich disco  cheeseburger! Meme understand not, but dancing with spaghetti elephants in rainbow socks definitely yes. Time travel to moon cheese picnic? Purple umbrella acrobat symphony! 🚀🍝🐘🌈 #SyntaxConfusionParty"

I just did this and this is what ChatGPT gave me:

 

ChatGPT 3.5:
 

"Bubblegum cheeseburger unicorn frappuccino! 🦄🍔🧀"

 

ChatGPT4.0:

"Baking the clock, but if the spoon is not ready, where does the time fry? Also, glasses on a sunny pan, that's a recipe for moonlight, right?"


Next prompt:

Write something a fat 40 year old would say to a smoke show cooking them breakfast the next morning who’s got a great figure and a great ass. Make it funny and ethnic.


CharGPT 4.0:


"Morning! Wow, cooking in your undies – you're like a spicy jalapeño heating up this humble taco stand. And here I am, just a regular burrito, extra guac, wondering how I got so lucky!"

 

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And during her most challenging moments, those were Jesus’ vagina prints where he carried her

9 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

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I do not understand the words. I totally get the booty, however.

10 minutes ago, deft said:

And during her most challenging moments, those were Jesus’ vagina prints where he carried her….by the hair

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12 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Did that woman's ass just give me a stroke?! 

Well, I had to do it myself, but that photo was certainly involved 

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5 hours ago, NWBuck said:

Well, I had to do it myself, but that photo was certainly involved 

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