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Just now, Longboard Horn said:

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Fat bottomed squirrels

My squirrel

Brown eyed squirrel

Jesse’s squirrel

Hollaback squirrel

West End squirrels

Squirrels squirrels squirrels

Barbie squirrel

My squirrel

China squirrel

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8 minutes ago, nnm said:

Fat bottomed squirrels

My squirrel

Brown eyed squirrel

Jesse’s squirrel

Hollaback squirrel

West End squirrels

Squirrels squirrels squirrels

Barbie squirrel

My squirrel

China squirrel

You said My squirrel twice (I thought better of the you said rape twice gif)

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10 minutes ago, nnm said:

Fat bottomed squirrels

My squirrel

Brown eyed squirrel

Jesse’s squirrel

Hollaback squirrel

West End squirrels

Squirrels squirrels squirrels

Barbie squirrel

My squirrel

China squirrel

This is the story of a squirrel who cried a river and drowned the whole world... 

14 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

That’s buttermilk. No thanks. 

Buttermilk is great when you add pepper. 

53 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Buttermilk is great when you add pepper. 

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On 1/23/2024 at 10:12 PM, deft said:

And during her most challenging moments, those were Jesus’ vagina prints where he carried her like a 6-pack.

Fifm

2 hours ago, nnm said:

Fat bottomed squirrels

My squirrel

Brown eyed squirrel

Jesse’s squirrel

Hollaback squirrel

West End squirrels

Squirrels squirrels squirrels

Barbie squirrel

My squirrel

China squirrel


Modern pop favorites:

Who runs the world? (Squirrels)

I kissed a squirrel 

All the good squirrels go to hell

Squirrel on fire

Only squirrel (in the world)

Are you gunna be my squirrel?

Summer squirrels

You said My squirrel twice (I thought better of the you said rape twice gif)
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But not 3 times
3 hours ago, Catpfish said:

You said My squirrel twice (I thought better of the you said rape twice gif)

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The second was a cover.

Unless we making biscuits then hell yeah.

Corn bread.

Not that sweet cakey stuff either.
Fat bottomed squirrels
My squirrel
Brown eyed squirrel
Jesse’s squirrel
Hollaback squirrel
West End squirrels
Squirrels squirrels squirrels
Barbie squirrel
My squirrel
China squirrel

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These are apparently an actual item Bob Stoops can go out and purchase.

1 hour ago, futureman said:

and how did you find the dick-flavored chips?

He was looking for salt and vinegar chips. 

4 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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It's really a great all-around story:

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They say that they witnessed a man "audibly disgruntled" about something and that the man was grumbling about something under his breath.

After most passengers were seated, the redditor says they overheard the disgruntled man say, "You thought that was rude? Well how about this smell?" before passing gas.

The man then proceeds to complain about the smell of food from other passengers and then gets in an argument with other passengers, the redditor says. 

Flight attendants had to reportedly intervene to calm the disgruntled man.

The redditor says as the plane headed towards the runway, it stopped, and it was announced that the plane was returning to the gate. 

Upon arrival at the gate, the redditor says they overhear a flight attendant inform the disgruntled man that he would not be able to remain on the flight. The disgruntled man reportedly said "I don't understand" but got off the plane quietly.

 

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

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"Pearl Harbor was staged."

  - - flat earthers

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