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14 hours ago, tigol said:

Ugh.  My dad has accidentally texted me male gay porn.....twice. 

Maybe he meant to send it to your other Dad.  

On 2/1/2024 at 11:59 AM, Shoxthemonkey said:

I prefer my prostitutes sans penis.

 

It a trix tent.

 

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Just ask @PantsTent

20 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

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What's in that pan?  It's personal.  

1 hour ago, SurlyBDR said:

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A leased early 2000’s Corvette.

2 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

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Some dumb Asian car with a huge unnecessary wing on the back with a muffler that sounds like a Stihl weed eater 

4 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

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I'm fairly confident in my "tire spotting" abilities & will posit those are 38's, not 33's.
13 minutes ago, ROFL BOX said:

 


I'm fairly confident in my "tire spotting" abilities & will posit those are 38's, not 33's.

 

How did I miss that?

On 2/2/2024 at 12:45 PM, SurlyBDR said:

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Repeating myself, but This "Want to leave a tip?" stuff has gone too far

11 hours ago, ROFL BOX said:

 


I'm fairly confident in my "tire spotting" abilities & will posit those are 38's, not 33's.

 

Yep, 38 Double D’s.   I noticed them right away too.

26 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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holy shit it’s unbelievable that zuckerberg would ban something like that. unreal. people need to push back against facebook and the liberal agenda. this is important and needs to be reposted everywhere. 

38 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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so, did he get the employee discount on the hammer and knives, or?  Asking for a friend.

On 2/2/2024 at 1:46 PM, Superhero said:

My kids brought home some thin mints. After they went to bed, I ate the last 2, then rubbed the crumbs across my teeth. It's like cocaine to me.

You don’t rub cocaine on your teeth, you rub it on your gums. So I’ve heard.

On 2/3/2024 at 10:58 AM, SurlyBDR said:

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Prius 

On 2/3/2024 at 9:31 AM, SurlyBDR said:

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I'm sorry I thought this was America?

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To the store to get clothes that fit
5 hours ago, WithoutAClue said:

the height of fashion in Egypt

 

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Best looking pair of Crocs I’ve ever seen. 

5 hours ago, WithoutAClue said:

the height of fashion in Egypt

 

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Crocs?

 

Does that right one have a tail?

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6 hours ago, deft said:


To the store to get clothes that fit

Didn't you hear me Elaine?  I never even made it to the pants store.  /kramer

"that's perfect irony, man!" /peterman 

And yes, I caught myself earlier this week setting my alarm on the phone calculator like a fucking dumbass.  But years ago, I switched every device that had the 24hr global time setting to it because I once drunkenly set my alarm for 7:30pm in El Paso when it should have been 7:30am for a meeting.  so now even groggy as fuck, my dumbass can read the difference between 0730 hrs and 1930 hrs.  Plus, it's how the vast majority of our planet keeps time. I don't know in the fuck we have to be so fucking weird and dug-in about weights, measures, time, and temperature.  Us and fucking Liberia just going it alone...

Don’t fucking leave Myanmar out of the mix. Motherfuckers come stepping errday with the imperial system, and apparently it was enough to hijack surly back in the day.

It'll always be Metric Burma to me, Elaine.

You there!  On the motorbike!  Sell me one of your melons! 

11 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Didn't you hear me Elaine?  I never even made it to the pants store.  /kramer

"that's perfect irony, man!" /peterman 

And yes, I caught myself earlier this week setting my alarm on the phone calculator like a fucking dumbass.  But years ago, I switched every device that had the 24hr global time setting to it because I once drunkenly set my alarm for 7:30pm in El Paso when it should have been 7:30am for a meeting.  so now even groggy as fuck, my dumbass can read the difference between 0730 hrs and 1930 hrs.  Plus, it's how the vast majority of our planet keeps time. I don't know in the fuck we have to be so fucking weird and dug-in about weights, measures, time, and temperature.  Us and fucking Liberia just going it alone...

 

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