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That's funny, my daughter and I just watched that again last night.  She cracks up because she takes science and math class in Spanish at school.  So one of her teachers refers to things in the metric system and time on a 24-hour clock.  But her other teacher refers to things at 2:00pm or a reading passage as, "And she had to walk 3 miles to the farm..."   She's way smarter than me so she can grasp the difference and like me, thinks it's fucking insane we have this arbitrary system for stuff.  I mean, you can give me a starting principal and 20-year weighted alpha on a fund and I can give you back the IRR with two decimal points within seconds.  But I could honestly not tell you how many yards in a mile or liters in a gallon.  

I don't know Nate, but a mutual friend in comedy we have told me Nate helped write that sketch.  It was something he wanted to turn into a standup bit but couldn't get it work right on stage without others up there.  So SNL was the perfect place.  This other guy has a fantastic long-bit about state abbreviations.  He also thought it could never work because it was such a bland topic, but he saw a documentary during Covid (IIRC) about Fonts.  And thought, "If they can make a 90 minute movie about letters, I can do 6 minutes on state abbreviations."  /csb

 

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15 hours ago, demos said:


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Yep.  They'd be the perfect shoe option for our annual crawfish boil and old man jam session. 

15 hours ago, demos said:


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I couldn't find those but if you don't mind wearing a higher heel, I found these.

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On 2/4/2024 at 8:48 AM, WithoutAClue said:

the height of fashion in Egypt

 

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...and Florida.

49 minutes ago, The Gimp said:

...and Florida.

…and SE Texas. 

53 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

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Not dumbass at all. I tip my hat to that good man. 

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I mean…..maybe a little

Wonder if imma ever found his...
 
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Yeah, but how many 10mm sockets were lost in the process? Talk about a Pyrrhic victory.
Yep.  They'd be the perfect shoe option for our annual crawfish boil and old man jam session. 

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Closest I could find on the Google.

The cartels and DEA from season 2 of Narcos Mexico.  I think I am safe, and the kidnappers are fucked.

55 minutes ago, LebongJames said:

Tim McGraw and Sam Elliott. I may be ok

I will watch over Faith and Cybill in their absence. 

4 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

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Oh I'm golden. Last show I watched was The Offer. Joe Columbo and Robert Evans by themselves would have me home in 20 minutes. We can get Charlie Bludhorn on the line if there's any issues. 

2 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Larry David doesn't give me much hope.

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4 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

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The Expanse - not even worried. 

True Detective Season 1 - I'll be rescued, but probably not before enduring some unpleasantness. 

True Detective Season 4 - I might as well just disrobe and walk into the ocean myself. 

4 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

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Roger Moore, Christopher Walken and Grace Jones.  Alison Doody can take of any injuries that I might suffer.  I have a chance.

4 minutes ago, Catpfish said:

Alison Doody can take of any injuries that I might suffer.  I have a chance.

You said doody 

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