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The Mount Enterprise city limits map is kind of ridiculous. 

That sweet, sweet ticket revenue.

Got a new truck stop now too.
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1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Not so much for work. But you wouldn't believe how many times I've told someone "the kids are sick" to get out of social situations I didn't want to be a part of

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Fuck you, you don’t tell me how to play.
10 hours ago, WithoutAClue said:

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it’s always nice to find humor in the little things

 

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13 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

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I was living in Santa Fe when Grandma (Mama) died. We’d moved her into an assisted living place in Santa Fe several years prior. After sorting out the casket, embalming, etc. stuff with the funeral home, we had to figure out how to get her down to our family cemetery on our family ranch down in SE NM. 
Of course the funeral home would do it (for $$$$). But they made the mistake of telling us that we could do it ourselves. That is EXACTLY what Mama would have wanted. So we loaded her, in the casket, in the bed of my parents’ Ford Ranger with a camper shell, and I drove her the 5 hours down to Roswell and then to our ranch on the Tx state line. 
I made more than one stop along the way. I don’t think I went through a McD’s drive-thru though. 
Mama would have been absolutely thrilled by that arrangement. She always called us desert rats, and I lived up to the name in her honor. 

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That’s actually a kickass story nnm. Thanks for sharing.

2 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:


Only been to one and it was in Gary Indiana…. So it looked closed but it was open. Point stands

Isn’t  that the on the city crest of Gary, Indiana?

“Gary: Looks closed down, but we’re actually still open…. You probably shouldn’t be here”

Man......

Churches used to be damn good but the last time I went it was terrible.

Golden Chick rules these days.

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16 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Airplane answered this 40 years ago

 

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Is this directed towards Vic or uno

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17 hours ago, nnm said:

I was living in Santa Fe when Grandma (Mama) died. We’d moved her into an assisted living place in Santa Fe several years prior. After sorting out the casket, embalming, etc. stuff with the funeral home, we had to figure out how to get her down to our family cemetery on our family ranch down in SE NM. 
Of course the funeral home would do it (for $$$$). But they made the mistake of telling us that we could do it ourselves. That is EXACTLY what Mama would have wanted. So we loaded her, in the casket, in the bed of my parents’ Ford Ranger with a camper shell, and I drove her the 5 hours down to Roswell and then to our ranch on the Tx state line. 
I made more than one stop along the way. I don’t think I went through a McD’s drive-thru though. 
Mama would have been absolutely thrilled by that arrangement. She always called us desert rats, and I lived up to the name in her honor. 

 

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3 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

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Hey, be nice to Laura Linney

2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Only way to get in the right mindset for another day. 

The America that libruls want

Who the fuck is that guy?  Can I still party with him? 

And are there even owls in the Middle East?  

Who the fuck is that guy?  Can I still party with him? 
And are there even owls in the Middle East?  

They’re probably talking about the white Bible with the white Jesus. Then again, that would be the version that says something about cocaine.
1 minute ago, SurlyBDR said:

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Yep. My wife has two tank tops that will do this. I think she wears them on purpose. 

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8 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

I think she wears them on purpose. 

I know she does. 

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