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19 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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I see Bob Marley. 

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That's how my kids sell lemonade. 1 for $1, or 2 for $3. When I told them they had it wrong, they told me their justification. Since almost everybody buys 2 at a time anyway, they based their pricing on consumer behavior.

37 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

That's how my kids sell lemonade. 1 for $1, or 2 for $3. When I told them they had it wrong, they told me their justification. Since almost everybody buys 2 at a time anyway, they based their pricing on consumer behavior.

Can't knock the hustle but, maybe you should tell them they might sell even more if their product didn't taste like peepee bath water! 

1 hour ago, Hate said:

I see Bob Marley. 

Best me to it. Exactly what I saw. 

Oh, and the starter for some good banana bread. 

55 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

That's how my kids sell lemonade. 1 for $1, or 2 for $3. When I told them they had it wrong, they told me their justification. Since almost everybody buys 2 at a time anyway, they based their pricing on consumer behavior.

They’re fast tracking to corporate leadership with Wendy’s. 

1 hour ago, WithoutAClue said:

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Uh hmmm.  Same. Fucking. Page. 
 

On 3/3/2024 at 9:19 AM, WithoutAClue said:

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On 3/2/2024 at 5:17 PM, Vic Mackey said:

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This is dumb. My best friend would never in a billion fucking years lie to be about my girl cheating. 

41 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:

Uh hmmm.  Same. Fucking. Page. 
 

 

Chill, brah, he's still in a coma 

On 3/2/2024 at 4:07 PM, Vic Mackey said:

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Just within the past year or so, I've started falling asleep earlier and waking up significantly earlier than I ever used to. Have started hitting up my neighborhood HEB at like 7 in the morning on weekdays. It's amazing, like having the whole store to yourself. Very good chance you'll be the only person in whatever aisle you go down.

On the downside, I'm turning into an old boomer when it comes to falling asleep during movies and tv shows. Wife and I usually watch an hour-long episode of whatever series we're streaming after dinner. She always wants to watch a 2nd one, but half the time I'm struggling to not doze off through the final 20 minutes of the first episode, even when it's something I'm really interested in. Often have to catch up on the end of the previous night's episode before dinner. 

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dammit, there's a 5150 math joke in here somewhere.  Come on people!  

She doesn't look that elderly to me

Well, she ain’t breaking a hip when she falls that’s for sure
47 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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I'm glad that as a society we've come to treat gay marriage and adoption as commonplace. 

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