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6 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Hey, don't judge!  They also go to the HEB and Trader Joe's in my neighborhood.  There actually are gyms and yoga studios right across the parking lot from both of those grocery stores and to be fair, I think at least a few of them actually come from exercising/doing yoga.  Not that I'm keeping track (narrator: he was), but I make it a point to do shopping at one of those stores mid-day when I know classes are getting out /csb.  I mean, it's insane.  It's like an ass-competition in there.  The two targets near us aren't that well-stocked with MILF's thought, must be a supply chain issue.  

I think of that scene in "Godfather II" where Hyman Roth tells Michael about Mo Greene.  How he invented Las Vegas and there's no sign or plaque in his honor anywhere in the city, not even a street named after him.  And I realize, I don't know to thank for yoga pants, but there should be a shrine built to him. 

2 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Hey, don't judge!  They also go to the HEB and Trader Joe's in my neighborhood.  There actually are gyms and yoga studios right across the parking lot from both of those grocery stores and to be fair, I think at least a few of them actually come from exercising/doing yoga.  Not that I'm keeping track (narrator: he was), but I make it a point to do shopping at one of those stores mid-day when I know classes are getting out /csb.  I mean, it's insane.  It's like an ass-competition in there.  The two targets near us aren't that well-stocked with MILF's thought, must be a supply chain issue.  

I think of that scene in "Godfather II" where Hyman Roth tells Michael about Mo Greene.  How he invented Las Vegas and there's no sign or plaque in his honor anywhere in the city, not even a street named after him.  And I realize, I don't know to thank for yoga pants, but there should be a shrine built to him. 

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7 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Hey, don't judge!  They also go to the HEB and Trader Joe's in my neighborhood.  There actually are gyms and yoga studios right across the parking lot from both of those grocery stores and to be fair, I think at least a few of them actually come from exercising/doing yoga.  Not that I'm keeping track (narrator: he was), but I make it a point to do shopping at one of those stores mid-day when I know classes are getting out /csb.  I mean, it's insane.  It's like an ass-competition in there.  The two targets near us aren't that well-stocked with MILF's thought, must be a supply chain issue.  

I think of that scene in "Godfather II" where Hyman Roth tells Michael about Mo Greene.  How he invented Las Vegas and there's no sign or plaque in his honor anywhere in the city, not even a street named after him.  And I realize, I don't know to thank for yoga pants, but there should be a shrine built to him. 

Yoga pants are a double-edged sword

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Yoga pants are a double-edged sword
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That’s no sword, it’s a battering ram.

Thanks for the nightmare fuel you fucking assholes.   

1 hour ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Yoga pants are a double-edged sword

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1.) It looks like both are smuggling a bag of oranges in the leg of their pants.

2.)There’s so much ass stuffed in those pants that I’m pretty sure that hole near her calf is a rip in the space time continuum.

3.) The leggings on the right were actually an opaque black before she put them on.

4.) They’re so big it’s spelled camel T-O-W

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3 minutes ago, MAUFRAIS said:

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I am sad bc I only have one rep to give…

2 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Yoga pants are a double-edged sword

 

Spoiler that nonsense. 

Getting the piss shocked out of me by touching the tv was far worse than the monsters. 
Hauling a 300 lb behemoth up 3 flights was the real struggle. " But it's a 38" bro!"
Hey, don't judge!  They also go to the HEB and Trader Joe's in my neighborhood.  There actually are gyms and yoga studios right across the parking lot from both of those grocery stores and to be fair, I think at least a few of them actually come from exercising/doing yoga.  Not that I'm keeping track (narrator: he was), but I make it a point to do shopping at one of those stores mid-day when I know classes are getting out /csb.  I mean, it's insane.  It's like an ass-competition in there.  The two targets near us aren't that well-stocked with MILF's thought, must be a supply chain issue.  
I think of that scene in "Godfather II" where Hyman Roth tells Michael about Mo Greene.  How he invented Las Vegas and there's no sign or plaque in his honor anywhere in the city, not even a street named after him.  And I realize, I don't know to thank for yoga pants, but there should be a shrine built to him. 
You should actually go to a yoga class and worship at the shrine of the holy butthole. it's a scene. Just lots of proud vag and butthole parading around; or galvalanting as my grandmother called it.
Same on the Surf scene, you're just trying to duck dive and a butthole winks at you.
Dawning of the age of butthole action imo.
Me personally, I miss low rise jeans. no need to go full full butthole ladies, but do you. Can't judge or control

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