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#251
29 minutes ago, Hank Scorpio said:

I like Pierce but every time I see him at third base I think “look at that little fucking nerd” 

put a blond wig on him and:

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#253

How did Ivan get to first? It looked like a hard hit ball to third that should have been a relatively easy play at 1st, unless Melendez can now run like Bolt. 

#257
How did Ivan get to first? It looked like a hard hit ball to third that should have been a relatively easy play at 1st, unless Melendez can now run like Bolt. 

Deep in the hole and 3B isn’t named Machado
#258
Just now, Dahobbs said:

How did Ivan get to first? It looked like a hard hit ball to third that should have been a relatively easy play at 1st, unless Melendez can now run like Bolt. 

Had to throw across the diamond from behind third base. It was a tough play for anyone. 

#261
1 minute ago, TrashMaster G said:

I guess it would take a no-hitter to impress them???

This is a no hitter. Haly fields the ball cleanly and it's an out at first. It irritates me every time the announcers talk about the Islanders with one hit.

#262
2 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

How did Ivan get to first? It looked like a hard hit ball to third that should have been a relatively easy play at 1st, unless Melendez can now run like Bolt. 

They called it like Ivan was out. I then saw runners still on 1st and 2nd and just one out on the graphic and was confused. Then realized he wasn't thrown out. Idk. 

#264
11 minutes ago, BERT said:

You still worded it weird like he didn’t  hit at all last weekend

I worded it like I watched him hit all year last year. 

#266
1 minute ago, ztejas said:

I worded it like I watched him hit all year last year. 

Well word if different!!! 

#269
5 minutes ago, troph said:

I said it earlier no one laughed. Fuck all of you. 

Sorry I missed it! I laughed now, so I’ll give you credit haha

#274

If we just had a better than average pitching staff, I think this team could really make some noise this season. Oh well. 

#275
4 minutes ago, ConferenceRoom said:


What the fuck, did they say that?

I don’t recall them saying “average.” It was poorly worded, they were trying to say Texas pitchers didn’t jump off the screen tonight (velo, curve, etc.)…but quickly followed it with an “obviously good enough for 1 hit and 0 runs through 7 innings.” Definitely glossed over the fact this is our midweek platoon though.

#278
Just now, ClubWhatever said:

This kid throws bb’s. Wow

"Heavy" right arm. Pretty sure that is the only adjective they know. 

#279

I swear I’m watching a key and peele skit hearing these announcers. They have done a different pronunciation everytime they’ve talked about someone

#280
1 minute ago, SL Xpress said:

"Pitcher with a heavy right arm, heavy hit there, he ain't heavy he's my brother."

 

1 minute ago, Dahobbs said:

"Heavy" right arm. Pretty sure that is the only adjective they know. 

His favorite movie is Back to the Future

#283

These announcers seemed to be really excited about the prospects of not having to watch this game anymore.

#284
Just now, OB3 said:

I swear I’m watching a key and peele skit hearing these announcers. They have done a different pronunciation everytime they’ve talked about someone

And yet it's still been better than Galindo.

#286

Can someone please tell your guy that putting evinsglassservice.com in your ad is stupid when you own evinsglass.com? -shortdomainnamesnob

#287
15 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Since CC is associated with aggy, pour it on guys.

Cmon now. Isn’t being associated with aggy punishment enough? 

#288
Just now, Burt Macklin said:

Cmon now. Isn’t being associated with aggy punishment enough? 

No mercy rule is in effect.

#289
2 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

Lebarron looking strong.

 

 

I think the proper nomenclature is heavy. Lebarron looking heavy.

#295

Melendez had a heavy hit to right, followed by a heavy relay throw and a heavy tag for the out at 3rd.

#297
31 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:


Alaniz is kicking ass, head coach at Sinton. He’d be a great assistant on this staff or any big program

So I’ve  heard. Would love to pick him up when Allen leaves and groom him or Tulo to take over in 12 or whatever years 

#298
Just now, SL Xpress said:

"Not in time. Melendez that is."

I'm sorry that Melendez is out, but that's fucking hilarious. 

But his swing was heavy. And his slide was heavy. And the out... it was heavy. 

#300
Just now, texifornia said:

I, uh, don't know if they're going to be able to make "LBJ" a thing

 

He's so good they already named a grad school after him.

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