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That's going to hurt, but only for an instant....
 

 

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  • So our brain dead, demented president has managed to, without firing 1 shot, or risking 1 American life, and with the extremely limited tools at his disposal to respond to a mad man hell bent on irrat

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Yeah, it's totally an accident.

A new David Letterman’s “My Next Guest” dropped on Netflix. He interviews Volodymyr Zelenskyy. Very interesting.

Dave mentions how US politics seems intent on considering authoritarianism, and Volodymyr affirms the Ukrainians are well aware of what is going on in the US. They are fighting a fucking war, and yet, they know how critical this internal US struggle is for the planet. 

And so I bring it up in the Ukraine thread.

Saw Estonia's Prime Minister, Kaja Kallas, being interviewed on BBC.  She speaks almost perfect English and was talking about the situation in Ukraine and its possible ramifications for her country and I couldn't help but think that it's simply amazing that a country the size of Estonia with it's 1.4 million people can produce such an exceptional leader while, meanwhile, the beacon of democracy that is the United States has such a sclerotic system that we got to choose between Trump and Biden this last time around. 


Did I mention that Kallas is extremely attractive?  She hits every one of my buttons.



 

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Saw Estonia's Prime Minister, Kaja Kallas, being interviewed on BBC.  She speaks almost perfect English and was talking about the situation in Ukraine and its possible ramifications for her country and I couldn't help but think that it's simply amazing that a country the size of Estonia with it's 1.4 million people can produce such an exceptional leader while, meanwhile, the beacon of democracy that is the United States has such a sclerotic system that we got to choose between Trump and Biden this last time around. 


Did I mention that Kallas is extremely attractive?  She hits every one of my buttons.



 
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Dallas - without DFW metroplex - is bigger than Estonia. Damn. We can do better.

Dallas gives us John Cornyn and Louie Gohmert.  Houston gives us Ted Cruz and Troy Nehls.  Panhandle gives us Ronny Jackson.  

We're doomed.

How come all dictators/thugs are the biggest fucking dorks

 

Just now, Neonmoon said:

How come all dictators/thugs are the biggest fucking dorks

 

Being a huge fucking dorkass loser is a core element of being fascist. If people like you, you're probably not a huge fucking dorkass loser and thus aren't overflowing with resentment about all of the adoration you feel that you're owed but not getting.

17 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

Being a huge fucking dorkass loser is a core element of being fascist. If people like you, you're probably not a huge fucking dorkass loser and thus aren't overflowing with resentment about all of the adoration you feel that you're owed but not getting.

Ahhhh, good ol grievance politics. A fascist's bread an butter

1 hour ago, Macanudo said:

Dallas gives us John Cornyn and Louie Gohmert.  Houston gives us Ted Cruz and Troy Nehls.  Panhandle gives us Ronny Jackson.  

We're doomed.

Hey! Gohmert is Tyler. Goddammit we have enough assholes here as it is. 

7 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Saw Estonia's Prime Minister, Kaja Kallas, being interviewed on BBC.  She speaks almost perfect English and was talking about the situation in Ukraine and its possible ramifications for her country and I couldn't help but think that it's simply amazing that a country the size of Estonia with it's 1.4 million people can produce such an exceptional leader while, meanwhile, the beacon of democracy that is the United States has such a sclerotic system that we got to choose between Trump and Biden this last time around. 


Did I mention that Kallas is extremely attractive?  She hits every one of my buttons.



 

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My daughter was in Tallinn the week before last.  I asked her to give my regards to Ms. Kallas, and to pass her my number and suggest she give me a call.  My daughter declined my request, something about "dad, don't be a dick, mom would kick your ass, the Prime Minister wouldn't go out with you anyway," or some shit like that.  Insolent child.  We'll have to have a chat when she's home for Christmas.

On 12/15/2022 at 12:18 PM, Neonmoon said:

How come all dictators/thugs are the biggest fucking dorks

 

man, those 10-year-old nissan pathfinders really strike fear. did you see those puddles they were able to drive through? game-changing, man.

so they can then take those iPhones to the front with them because Russian field comms systems are for shit?  
 

Pro tip, remove the bright pink phone cover before calling in your position, snipers love shit like that.  

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32 minutes ago, C-Man said:

 

What a fucking bummer of an ad.  We have a shitty country because of our shitty decisions so you can’t feed your family.  So go invade places that your same shitty leaders that put you here are telling you to invade.  It’s the only way your family can be proud of you. 

1 hour ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

What a fucking bummer of an ad.  We have a shitty country because of our shitty decisions so you can’t feed your family.  So go invade places that your same shitty leaders that put you here are telling you to invade.  It’s the only way your family can be proud of you. 

Counterpoint: it's actually effective.  When you make life so cheap as to be worthless, your cannon fodder cares much less about being cannon fodder.  "Sure.  What the fuck.  Like life offers me any better prospects."  Make your country so miserable that being sent to war is seen as a possible step UP.

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We know one or more Republicans will probably cause a scene to score some points with some small group.  Who will it be?  MTG, Boebert, Rand Paul?  Gosar?  Chip Roy?

37 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

We know one or more Republicans will probably cause a scene to score some points with some small group.  Who will it be?  MTG, Boebert, Rand Paul?  Gosar?  Chip Roy?

 

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5 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

 

Godddammit.  If they can’t put aside their retard theatrics for this I’ll be pissed.  
 

I was reading about Churchill a while back and something mentioned his statement to congress.  And I thought “Churchill spoke to congress?!”   Went and found some pictures and I love it. 
 

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It was amusing too. 
 

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If my father had been American and my mother British, instead of the other way around, I might have got here on my own. In that case, this would not have been the first time you would have heard my voice. In that case, I should not have needed any invitation. But if I had, it is hardly likely that it would have been unanimous. So perhaps things are better as they are.

 

very cool to have Zelensky show up to the White House just at this moment.   A little underdressed in green sweater and pants but no problem, he's  a global hero. 

I like his style. He stated he would wear the same as his troops and has not gone back on that. 

I applaud him and am glad he made the trip. Will be an interesting speech tonight. 

 

 

56 minutes ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

very cool to have Zelensky show up to the White House just at this moment.   A little underdressed in green sweater and pants but no problem, he's  a global hero. 

He's got Russian asses to kick -- he ain't got time for no suit!

 

 

 

I mean, also, he's playing a very carefully orchestrated "part," and he's doing a damn good job of it.  He's no dummy.

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Yeah, if he showed up clean shaven in a suit and tie after being in green the whole time over there it would come off as him being a bit subservient to us.

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Cool to see the two of them talking. 
 

 

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Legitimately have trouble seeing how people like this even call themselves American. 
 

 

 

 

I hate to be impertinent but who’s the bespectacled gal holding the microphone for reporters at the press conference? I find her distracting.

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10 hours ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

Godddammit.  If they can’t put aside their retard theatrics for this I’ll be pissed.  
 

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Have you seen the last few years?

 

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14 minutes ago, lemonlime said:

Have you seen the last few years?

 

Zelensky has more courage in his pinky toenail than this silver (plated) spoon fuck has in his whole body. 

Fucking Gaetz and Boebert sat on their asses while the rest of Congress gave him a standing O. 

37 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Give me 1 minute with junior (or senior) and they’d cry like the Bitches they are

You’d only have to say “Boo!”

On 12/15/2022 at 10:10 AM, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Saw Estonia's Prime Minister, Kaja Kallas, being interviewed on BBC.  She speaks almost perfect English and was talking about the situation in Ukraine and its possible ramifications for her country and I couldn't help but think that it's simply amazing that a country the size of Estonia with it's 1.4 million people can produce such an exceptional leader while, meanwhile, the beacon of democracy that is the United States has such a sclerotic system that we got to choose between Trump and Biden this last time around. 


Did I mention that Kallas is extremely attractive?  She hits every one of my buttons.



 

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57 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

Fucking Gaetz and Boebert sat on their asses while the rest of Congress gave him a standing O. 

 

54 minutes ago, troph said:

About that thread discussing nazi history… 

Apparently they also blew past security without going through the metal detectors. 

20 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

We know one or more Republicans will probably cause a scene to score some points with some small group.  Who will it be?  MTG, Boebert, Rand Paul?  Gosar?  Chip Roy?

1 hour ago, DDD Dad said:

Fucking Gaetz and Boebert sat on their asses while the rest of Congress gave him a standing O. 

MTG sent that tweet out bitching about the Ukrainian aid.

And Boebert sat on her ass.

Should have had Gaetz in there, and surprised that Rand Paul didn't want to cause a scene.  Then again, Kentucky is pretty pro-military/pro-defense industry.  Then again, Paul has tried to block aid to Ukraine.  Unfortunately he's not up until '28, but because he's not, I would have figured he would have caused a scene.

Just now, atomheartbevo said:

MTG sent that tweet out bitching about the Ukrainian aid.

And Boebert sat on her ass.

Should have had Gaetz in there, and surprised that Rand Paul didn't want to cause a scene.  Then again, Kentucky is pretty pro-military/pro-defense industry.  Then again, Paul has tried to block aid to Ukraine.  Unfortunately he's not up until '28, but because he's not, I would have figured he would have caused a scene.

Maybe another neighbor will beat his ass again 

I’m shocked there’s an intel briefing about Tucker being a Russian asset 

 

22 minutes ago, Royalfan5 said:

Maybe another neighbor will beat his ass again 

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The last time a speech impressed me this much was the one JFK gave in Houston.  Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country.

1 minute ago, cactusflinthead said:

Horrendo Revolver gets one right 

 

For once, Gerald O is correct.

 

10 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Absolutely disgusting.

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The one guy and people living out their Red Dawn type fantasies and they drop to their knees for Putin.  Amazing.

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