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  • So our brain dead, demented president has managed to, without firing 1 shot, or risking 1 American life, and with the extremely limited tools at his disposal to respond to a mad man hell bent on irrat

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    The Biden 82nd airborne pizza eating photo? My son is in this photo.

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Kirstie Alley's still alive, no shit?  Good for her.  That's cool.

7 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

 

I'm just waiting for someone to tell this guy to shut the fuck up with your nonsense.

Just now, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Somewhere, State Department policy wonks and department heads are wailing in sorrow that they won't have the benefit of Kirstie Alley's insight.

 

 

Dear Xenu, formerly known as Teegeeack, Dictator of the Galactic Confederacy....

If there is one thing I've learned in this war so far, it's that people will post the same pic/tweet/video a thousand times as if it's new info


 

Guy on CNN just said that it's pretty clear at this point that the Russian goal is to overthrow the Ukrainian government.

Hard-hitting stuff.

2 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

If there is one thing I've learned in this war so far, it's that people will post the same pic/tweet/video a thousand times as if it's new info


 

I just saw this.

 

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Just now, TexArcher said:

Guy on CNN just said that it's pretty clear at this point that the Russian goal is to overthrow the Ukrainian government.

Hard-hitting stuff.

Mike Roach got a job at CNN?

2 minutes ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

I just saw this.

 

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Looks like a flight simulation

1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:

This needs to happen NOW.  

Swalwell is awesome. 

 

 

We need to keep them here and pump their minds full of CRT so they'll be ticking time bombs once they go home.

36 minutes ago, Fastbreak said:

Just got a message from a Russian friend who cams. Apparently, myfreecams has blocked Russian models. This should devastate the economy. Checkmate Putin…

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4 hours ago, Mdhorn said:

If things go sideways for Putin in this war as in it really becomes a grind, I don't doubt he'll drop a nuclear warhead on the Ukraine.  I think he's going to lose his marbles that much when pressed.  He's basically losing a global publicity war to a comedian in chief.  

That's precisely why I have neither concluded we should intervene nor advocated same. 

I like the way Europe is taking the bull by the horns. There would be advantages to Europe doing all the heavy lifting and getting a good outcome. And, as I wrote above, our absence on the battlefield lessons the chance of nuclear escalation.

Good discussion, everyone.

1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

and why is putin doing this shit in the dead of winter? i thought that was like the #1 thing not to do 

It's Russians driving south into Ukraine. They think they're in Florida.

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46 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Do you ever call him Boris just for fun?

Why always Boris?

 

 

Also, kicking The college kids out is dumb. Allowing them to come to school here is part of our long-term strategy of brain drain on the whole world.

55 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

Camo Guy's speech is first class, but I still say quiet Google Guy is the one who'll get you.

23 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

this guy is my spirit animal.

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Someone needs to make this their avatar

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If this doesn't win Twitter today, it's pretty close

Ted is such a fat fucktard cuck. The only thing he'd get off to more feverishly than Trump clapping cheeks with Mrs. Cruz is Trump clapping cheeks with Ted.

Did the Ukranians win any Olympic medals in the ski and shoot event?

9 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Camo Guy's speech is first class, but I still say quiet Google Guy is the one who'll get you.

quiet google guy is the guy from the rated r movie, you know you're not sure whether you like him or not, you're not sure where he's coming from.

28 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

We need to keep them here and pump their minds full of CRT so they'll be ticking time bombs once they go home.

Teach the Borg first person pronouns. “I am Hugh.”

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3 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

quiet google guy is the guy from the rated r movie, you know you're not sure whether you like him or not, you're not sure where he's coming from.

I don't want Ukraine to be the guy in the PG-13 movie everyone's *really* hoping makes it happen.

26 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Good discussion, everyone.

Yes, it is good, but it was better (one of the best in years) until the hard-core CR crowd showed up. Guess they couldn’t help themselves.

Is this the first war between countries where the majority of their population has access to cell/WiFi service? It doesn't make any sense; you can access Pornhub...from anywhere! Why the hostilities?

1 hour ago, Bullneck said:

Right after they bombed Pearl Harbor.

Anyone in Dallas can confirm this tweet or is it Photoshop?

 

 

 

 

This is pretty great.  Also happens to be fairly close to the Lockheed Martin color scheme. 

"Don't tell me American does not care what happens outside America!". 

3 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

"Don't tell me American does not care what happens outside America!". 

Oh, and ask the average American if they can cite how many casualties have mounted in Yemen as we flood the zone with American arms while our allies drop bombs on school buses. Kinda interesting what gets full press media coverage and what does not. 

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5 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

 

 

This is pretty great.  Also happens to be fairly close to the Lockheed Martin color scheme. 

"Don't tell me American does not care what happens outside America!". 

NYC stands with Ukraine as well. 
 

 

 

31 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

If this doesn't win Twitter today, it's pretty close

Just needs a "STFU, Ted ..." on it, and then we can flood every tweet he puts out from here to eternity with this as replies. 

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4 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Oh, and ask the average American if they can cite how many casualties have mounted in Yemen as we flood the zone with American arms while our allies drop bombs on school buses. Kinda interesting what gets full press media coverage and what does not. 

Your brilliant insight during this situation is that the average American doesn't know much.

At this point I think even you realize that your contributions are as trite as it gets around here.

We need to keep them here and pump their minds full of CRT so they'll be ticking time bombs once they go home.
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1 minute ago, Huckleberry said:

Your brilliant insight during this situation is that the average American doesn't know much.

At this point I think even you realize that your contributions are as trite as it gets around here.

 Sorry Eric. It's over 250k according to the UN, projected to be as high as 1.3MM without major course correction.  

 

1 hour ago, henrygandorf said:

this guy is my spirit animal.

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This needs to be shown to the players before alabama, ou, and kansas games.

13 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Your brilliant insight during this situation is that the average American doesn't know much.

At this point I think even you realize that your contributions are as trite as it gets around here.

contribution is a bit generous don't you think?

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24 minutes ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

NYC stands with Ukraine as well. 
 

 

 

Empire State Building is lit tonight in support of Ukraine.

 

 

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9 minutes ago, Nivek said:

contribution is a bit generous don't you think?

No where near as meaningful as posting tweets from Swalwell. Funny what does and does not get under certain posters' skin. 

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We now fully understand why Trump for 6 years went hard after NATO, doing all he could to tear it apart/defund it. He was successful taking countless millions of dollars earmarked for Ukrainian defense and divert to Putin, but NATO survived.  

He was obeying orders for this moment. Thankfully he failed at that too because NATO is what will save a few other nations from Russian occupation. 

15 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

 Sorry Eric. It's over 250k according to the UN, projected to be as high as 1.3MM without major course correction.  

 

you're right about Saudi Arabia's atrocities against the Yemeni people, the complicity of American greed, the indifference and ignorance of the American people.  But then again, the public is a stooge for whatever is shoved in their face 24/7 (Ukraine), with a very limited attention span. 

16 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

 Sorry Eric. It's over 250k according to the UN, projected to be as high as 1.3MM without major course correction.  

 

Unsurprisingly nonresponsive.

Yes, I'm aware. I'm also aware that most don't know anything about it. Why don't you start a thread about that important topic? You never actually want to discuss these things, you just come onto other threads where it's irrelevant and bring it up so you can post some more of your banal platitudes.

Be better. Create a topic and educate people on some of these other topics you just googled.

2 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

 

Sorry, the Soviet Union had veto power, you don't.  fuck off

Just now, Huckleberry said:

Unsurprisingly nonresponsive.

Yes, I'm aware. I'm also aware that most don't know anything about it. Why don't you start a thread about that important topic? You never actually want to discuss these things, you just come onto other threads where it's irrelevant and bring it up so you can post some more of your banal platitudes.

Be better. Create a topic and educate people on some of these other topics you just googled.

I did in fact.  A few years back.  Started it with a link to the UN report.

Didn't see you drive by that one Huck with your panties in a bunch. Be better. 

 

Just saw on live TV the city Kyiv having numerous explosions and wonder how many civilians just got killed? 

5 minutes ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

you're right about Saudi Arabia's atrocities against the Yemeni people, the complicity of American greed, the indifference and ignorance of the American people.  But then again, the public is a stooge for whatever is shoved in their face 24/7 (Ukraine), with a very limited attention span. 

One day maybe people like Huckleberry and Nivek will question why they are fed certain information streams while others are ignored. I doubt it though. 

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